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[chinolam]

So my first stache is now a week old. It was starting to look like the girl who takes male hormones in that band Le Tigre. Now it's coming in like Pirates of the Caribbean. All day today, I thought I was smelling ass everywhere. You know that smell in the boys lockeroom? Smells like a can of green peas. I wondered if it was my upper lip.

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[deadpanwalking]

Dude, your 'stache blogging is going to make me puke. Nice metaphors. I just sent back my split pea soup.