I look like I've been beaten like a redheaded stepchild ( Read more... )

Absinthe is the most evil creation ever, and I really must learn not to let Leo convince me to have some ( Read more... )

I had a dream I was somehow hurled back in time to the age of the dinosaurs. Raptors tried to eat me, but I picked up a club and whacked them in the face. There were those weird dragon-lizard things with the plumes around the neck, and they spit acid at me and tried to jump up and bite me on their extra-springy legs, but I grabbed them by the ( Read more... )

And if I could but touch ( Read more... )

They seriously drink every night in Britain. Really, they do. It's actually quite nice though, since most of them don't do straight up shots--unless it's whiskey. Oh, the whiskey ( Read more... )

I have arrived in one piece. London is surprisingly hot and muggy right now ( Read more... )

The history channel rocks my socks. Seriously. I've been spending my few hours of television solely dedicated to programmes on the History and History International channels. Yes, I am aware how pathetic I am ( Read more... )

I seem to have fallen in love with the band OK Go, for much the same reasons I love the band Cake. It's some unfathomable connection I feel toward the blend of calm lyrics over guitars with interesting percussion. OK Go makes a little more sense than Cake in their lyrics, which makes them not as good in my books, but they are still incredibly ( Read more... )

I now have a permit, surprise of all surprises. Yes, I am a lazy bitch. It took a stern kick in the ass from my brother over the telephone to get me to sign up for an appointment too. Now all that's left is to learn how to drive. Too bad I won't really use it for another three or four years of my life ( Read more... )

The job hunt has begun as I am desperately trying to do something other than run around New York and Company trying to convince people to sign up for useless store credit cards. I always feel slightly evil when I succeed in getting someone to sign up. Especially little Vietnamese women who don't speak English ( Read more... )