I want to update... but what to say...
If I were a month I would be: September
If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 8:00 PM
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: a dolphin... "look at me I'm a flippin little dolphin..."
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bed
If I were a sin I would be: premarital sex
If I were a liquid I would be: milk
If I were a stone, I would be: rolling
If I were a tree, I would be: a bradford pear... even though they smell bad, that was my grandpa's favorite kind of tree
If I were a bird, I would be: a hummingbird
If I were a tool, I would be: pliers
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a pink rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunshine
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a siren
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat :)
If I were a color, I would be: pink
If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I would be: windchimes
If I were an element, I would be: carbon
If I were a car, I would be: a nissan 350 Z... one of those orange ones
If I were a song, I would be: on the radio
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: the Wachowski brothers...
If I were a book, I would be written by: myself
If I were a food, I would be: Kraft macaroni and cheese
If I were a place, I would be: Niceville, FL
If I were a material, I would be: cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: orange
If I were a scent, I would be: glow
If I were a religion, I would be: confused...
If I were a word, I would be: awesome :)
If I were an object, I would be: a blanket
If I were a facial expression I would be: a laughing face... not just regular laughing, but cracking up, my sides hurt, I can't breathe kind of laughing
If I were a subject in school I would be: biology
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Scooby Doo
If I were a shape I would be: a star