Oh, fuck YES!!!!

[chironcentaur]

Robert Rodriguez actually made fucking Machete. Its coming out later this year!!!

For those who sadly don't know, Machete was one of the fake trailers from Grindhouse, the only one you can still see on the DVD (*shakes fist yet again at country*). I had heard from Dominic that they were considering making it into its own movie because, well, just

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[chironcentaur]

God damn you, I did not need to know that. >:(

I'm not surprised though. I might have wanted to see that movie get made, if I didn't know that Eli Roth was a shit director. But I seem to be in a minority of people that find his movies unwatchable (for something other than their alleged violence, with how grating his characters always are, I say those movies aren't violent enough).

Hmm, I wonder then if they won't also make Don't and Werewolf Women of the S.S. (featuring Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu). Why not, right? :-)

[chironcentaur]

Further looking into things, some of Eli Roth's plans, "Now I'm kind of thinking maybe I should make like 20 Thanksgivings in a row, just shoot them all and just release them out of order," Roth continued. "Like, do Thanksgiving 7, then Thanksgiving 4, then 5 and 6 in the theater. People'd be like, 'Why did 7 come out already?' It's like, 'Well, it doesn't matter. It's just a bunch of people getting chopped up anyways. Who cares?'"

Its quotes like that that make me really wish I could like him. He's so much better on paper than he is in practice.