Racisms are over! PLUS, Hugh Jackman: sex-negativityest man alive

[chitinous]

I'm in the devil's playground that is Bed Bath & Bath & Body Works, smelling some thing or another, and I hear this loud voice announce:

Mexicans LOVE vanilla!

I'm all ?? and look up to see this older white lady lecturing her rapt grownup children about how "They have a THING about it, all the cab drivers blah blah whut." And my mouth opens and I

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[parlance]

Mexicans LOVE vanilla!

I got nothing.

But LOL @ hip swivels!

[chitinous]

I know, really. Once I read this article about how mentally retarded people LOVE The Beatles. You know...EVERYONE loves The Beatles. Kind of like how EVERYONE loves vanilla.

Not everyone loves hip swivels, though...

[sororbabylon]

OMG <3<3<3<3

[chitinous]

We aim to please.

[vintage_cherrie]

i dont really care for vanilla.

i read that and made a face to myself too ! ew

lol

[chitinous]

You seem to be more of a citrus person, if I am remembering your LUSH tastes correctly (which, btw, they have some new citrusy Xmas things out). And yeah, total ew.

[hazelsteapot]

that's really gross. and it's sad to have gross thoughts about vanilla, seeing how it's in *everything*.

[chitinous]

It is gross. I also think her generalization is particularly ludicrous given that vanilla IS in everything. Like...I would guess that a good 70% of the global population harbors positive thoughts about vanilla.