Here is a list of things I want (Not related in any way to my Xmas List, which is exceptionally longer because I'm greedy):
- Chicken soup
- One bun, warm
- A throat that does not hurt
- A head that is not throbbing
- Umberto Eco to read to me because I'm too lazy to read for myself(NEW LEVEL OF LAZINESS)
- Milk
- Laundry that comes out of the washer cleaner than when it went in (Am I asking too much with this one? Jesus)
- A dancing buddy that never turns down a dance party
- Someone to spoon with! Good lord! The Jue bites me all the time, plus she has more body hair than I like in a cuddling partner. Plus she drools.
- To lose the ability to attract the weirdest dude at any given function.
- TO GO BOWLING!
GOOD NIGHT.