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Here's the backstory.
My friend and I have a team - Team Wastebaby (clearly I am captain)and we made team jerseys, obviously.
The jerseys APPARENTLY were not made with permanent marker, as I was lead to believe. No,the marker is relatively flexible as to how long on the shirt it stays.
Last night, I woke up FREEZING cold in my downstairs (hurrah! to an extent) and in my sleep moved upstairs, to what is basically a sauna. I woke up SOAKED in sweat a few hours later, and moved back downstairs, mumbling that I'm a fucking IDIOT in my sleep to have gone upstairs.
ANYWAY, I shower at night since there's no time in the morning (yes, I'm trying to defend my non-dirtbaginess here) and today I'm wearing a halter-top dress that shows my upper back.
I just went to the washroom - to check myself out, duh.
IT SAYS - FAINTLY, BUT STILL THERE - "TEAM WASTEBABY - WATCH OUT", ACROSS MY BACK.
I AM WORKING IN AN OFFICE.
How or why anyone is attracted to me EVER, is BEYOND me! What makes me wonder this is that I'm not SURPRISED there is writing across my back, or that it was sweat-pressed on, but that am simply sad I didn't catch it on my way out the door! UGH I AM GROSS.