stuck at work again. just got back from a wonderful lunch though...eating sushi with Tavo!!! and crunchy squid and basil rolls...yum. i think i probably tied the record for the most sushi ever eaten. i ate like 30 pieces. and bf ate even more. well. its one of those moments where i feel all warm and fuzzy inside...well, spicy tuna anyway. oh i have
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And one egg looks at him and says, "Hey it might take a while for me to get hard; afterall, I just got laid."
Heh heh, sorry, someone just called me to tell me that one.
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two ladies are smoking outside a gas station, it starts to rain. one lady pulls out a condom and puts it over the cigarette. the other lady asks "What's that for?"
"oh, keeps the cigarette dry." the other lady answered.
so the lady that asked the question walks into the gas staion and asks for a condom. the cashier asks, "how big?"
"Big enough to fit a camel."
;P
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♥ brittany
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