Here we go again...
I made an interesting mathematical discovery this morning:
A desire to watch Red vs Blue: Reconstruction + Jetlag + Anything Goes theme over at fst + Free Saturday morning =
For those of you not in the know, Red vs. Blue is a Halo-based machinima series created by the lovely folks over at Rooster Teeth Productions. It follows the exploits of the two enemy teams stationed in an otherwise abandoned box canyon, Blood Gulch. As it turns out, most of the people involved are pretty lame soldiers, and spend more time hating their teammates instead of killing their enemies.
And then there’s alien pregnancies and time travel and that whole Great Prophecy thing, but let’s not get into that.
Buenos Dias, Cockbites - A Red vs. Blue FST
Two bases in a box canyon (Whoop-dee-fuckin-do.)
War - Edwin Star
Camp Grenada - Allan Sherman (sorry 'bout this one folks, but someone reported potential virus issues with this link)
The only things I need to do are stay Red and die.
Sarge is pretty much the only person who wants to be in Blood Gulch. He hates those dirty Blues…almost as much as he hates Grif.
Mission - The Phenomenauts
1812 Overture - The Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Grif doesn’t want to be here. Even in a box canyon with only, like, 7 other people, there’s way too much running and doing stuff. Also, he’s pretty sure his boss wants to kill him.
Little Boy, You’re Going to Hell - Metallica
Bastard Wants to Hit Me - They Might Be Giants
If you look up the word “brownnoser” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Simmons. Or maybe not, but he’s still a kiss ass. And an android!
Galang - M.I.A.
Step Into My Office, Baby - Belle & Sebastian
Godammit, Donut’s armor is light red, how many times does he have to say it?! Seriously, he’s going to mess you guys up…as soon as he gets that headlight fluid, anyways. Oh, and moisturizer too! (This hot sun is so bad for your skin, y’know?)
I’m So LA - Mynx
Mixed Up World - Sophie Ellis Bexter
That's the only rule on Blue Team, rookie: Be cool.
Church hates every single person in this godforsaken canyon…and yet, somehow, he winds up having to be the one to save the day every fucking time. Son of a bitch.
Shut the Fuck Up - Cake
I’ve Got Some Falling to Do - Lemon Demon
Theoretically, Tucker should be rolling in babes. I mean, he’s in a Great Prophecy, and has a totally badass sword, and he’s a great single dad! In reality, he was born with a tragic lack of game. Doesn’t stop him from trying.
Bitches - Mindless Self-Indulgence
Sword of Damocles - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Caboose likes orange juice! Oh, and the big tank lady Sheila is totally his girlfriend!
You’ve Got a Friend in Me - Randy Newman
It Don’t Get Better - The Choirboys
Tex was only here ‘cause she was getting paid…and then she died. Oh well. I guess the opportunity to piss off her dick of an ex-boyfriend will have to be payment enough.
My Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me - The Pipettes
Did they put something in the water here? (Enemies, Defectors, and Confused Souls)
O’Malley, simply put, will fuck you up.
Destroy Everything You Touch - Ladytron
The Doc just wants to help people, really! You can just ignore the evil AI living in his head, really, he’s no trouble at all!
The Ghost That Feeds - Ray Parker Jr. vs Nine Inch Nails
López no comprende estos gringos locos.
Déjame En Paz - Ozomatli
Andy has no qualms about threatening to blow people up. And yes, he is, indeed, the bomb.
I’m a Bomb - Natasha Bedingfield
Gary the Computer does have a Great Mysterious Purpose…but mostly he just likes to fuck with people.
Todd - Jonathan Coulton
Sister isn’t entirely sure which team she’s on (it’s that whole colorblindness thing). However, she’s fairly certain that she’s hotter than that other girl.
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
You ever wonder why we’re here? (You know what? I fucking hate you.)
“You don't hate a person because someone told you to; you have to despise people on a personal level, not because they're red or because they're blue, but because you know them and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.”
Good Company - Cubismo Grafico Five
Cobrastyle - Teddybears Stockholm
I think it looks more like a puma! (the full zip)
Okay folks, that's about it. Comments are spiffy, but not necessary; if you see any mistakes or need something re-uploaded, please let me know. See you suckers later!
A desire to watch Red vs Blue: Reconstruction + Jetlag + Anything Goes theme over at fst + Free Saturday morning =
For those of you not in the know, Red vs. Blue is a Halo-based machinima series created by the lovely folks over at Rooster Teeth Productions. It follows the exploits of the two enemy teams stationed in an otherwise abandoned box canyon, Blood Gulch. As it turns out, most of the people involved are pretty lame soldiers, and spend more time hating their teammates instead of killing their enemies.
And then there’s alien pregnancies and time travel and that whole Great Prophecy thing, but let’s not get into that.
Buenos Dias, Cockbites - A Red vs. Blue FST
Two bases in a box canyon (Whoop-dee-fuckin-do.)
War - Edwin Star
Camp Grenada - Allan Sherman (sorry 'bout this one folks, but someone reported potential virus issues with this link)
The only things I need to do are stay Red and die.
Sarge is pretty much the only person who wants to be in Blood Gulch. He hates those dirty Blues…almost as much as he hates Grif.
Mission - The Phenomenauts
1812 Overture - The Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Grif doesn’t want to be here. Even in a box canyon with only, like, 7 other people, there’s way too much running and doing stuff. Also, he’s pretty sure his boss wants to kill him.
Little Boy, You’re Going to Hell - Metallica
Bastard Wants to Hit Me - They Might Be Giants
If you look up the word “brownnoser” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Simmons. Or maybe not, but he’s still a kiss ass. And an android!
Galang - M.I.A.
Step Into My Office, Baby - Belle & Sebastian
Godammit, Donut’s armor is light red, how many times does he have to say it?! Seriously, he’s going to mess you guys up…as soon as he gets that headlight fluid, anyways. Oh, and moisturizer too! (This hot sun is so bad for your skin, y’know?)
I’m So LA - Mynx
Mixed Up World - Sophie Ellis Bexter
That's the only rule on Blue Team, rookie: Be cool.
Church hates every single person in this godforsaken canyon…and yet, somehow, he winds up having to be the one to save the day every fucking time. Son of a bitch.
Shut the Fuck Up - Cake
I’ve Got Some Falling to Do - Lemon Demon
Theoretically, Tucker should be rolling in babes. I mean, he’s in a Great Prophecy, and has a totally badass sword, and he’s a great single dad! In reality, he was born with a tragic lack of game. Doesn’t stop him from trying.
Bitches - Mindless Self-Indulgence
Sword of Damocles - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Caboose likes orange juice! Oh, and the big tank lady Sheila is totally his girlfriend!
You’ve Got a Friend in Me - Randy Newman
It Don’t Get Better - The Choirboys
Tex was only here ‘cause she was getting paid…and then she died. Oh well. I guess the opportunity to piss off her dick of an ex-boyfriend will have to be payment enough.
My Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me - The Pipettes
Did they put something in the water here? (Enemies, Defectors, and Confused Souls)
O’Malley, simply put, will fuck you up.
Destroy Everything You Touch - Ladytron
The Doc just wants to help people, really! You can just ignore the evil AI living in his head, really, he’s no trouble at all!
The Ghost That Feeds - Ray Parker Jr. vs Nine Inch Nails
López no comprende estos gringos locos.
Déjame En Paz - Ozomatli
Andy has no qualms about threatening to blow people up. And yes, he is, indeed, the bomb.
I’m a Bomb - Natasha Bedingfield
Gary the Computer does have a Great Mysterious Purpose…but mostly he just likes to fuck with people.
Todd - Jonathan Coulton
Sister isn’t entirely sure which team she’s on (it’s that whole colorblindness thing). However, she’s fairly certain that she’s hotter than that other girl.
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
You ever wonder why we’re here? (You know what? I fucking hate you.)
“You don't hate a person because someone told you to; you have to despise people on a personal level, not because they're red or because they're blue, but because you know them and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.”
Good Company - Cubismo Grafico Five
Cobrastyle - Teddybears Stockholm
I think it looks more like a puma! (the full zip)
Okay folks, that's about it. Comments are spiffy, but not necessary; if you see any mistakes or need something re-uploaded, please let me know. See you suckers later!