I am a Zombie, and I feel love.

http://www.burningbuilding.com/zombie.htm (because the RIch Text is broken now and I don't feel like doing it manually.)

Excerpt

There are a few hundred of us living in a wide plain of dust outside some large city. We don't need ( Read more... )

DO NOT PUT SILVERWARE IN YOUR NOSE!

AOL to discontinue production on the first browser I ever used (and stopped using).

26

Note: This is while investigating a spam issue with a customer. I was walking him through his mailguard settings.

Customer: Should I have *@*.ru on my whitelist?
Me: ....say again?
Customer: *@*.ru is in my whitelist. That's the weirdest address I've ever seen.
Me: Well sir, I think we've found the source of your spam problem... *head desk

"In Class"
*ring ring ring*
Prof: Who's phone is ringing?
Class: Yours.
Prof: Really? Oh, yeah. New phone. I don't recognize the ringer. This is a big no-no, by the way.  

( Read more... )

Send your squirrels to battle in style with this.

Thanks for using heavy equipment to construct a 12 foot mountain of snow between my housing complex and the campus. I loved climbing to the summit of Mt. Snowfort this morning on my way to school!

Yay!

95%ALCOHOLIC
Colorado Springs Dating