Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff
"Tony begs Clintasha to be their kid godfather, just so he can say that he is the godfather"
“No,” Natasha was about to rip Tony’s head off.
“Oh, c’mon,” Tony whined. “How cool would it be?”
“Not cool,” Clint snorted from his spot in the armchair. “Stop asking, Tony, you are not going to be our child’s godfather!”
“I’m a genius, a billionaire and a lovable person,” Tony grinned.
“Lovable,” Natasha repeated in disbelief. “Tony, I can’t be around you for five seconds without wanting to rip your head off with my own hands. You’re not lovable, you’re deadly annoying!”
“Pepper loves me,” Tony frowned.
“Don’t know how,” Clint muttered. “That woman is a saint,” he breathed.
“Just imagine me…the Godfather,” Tony’s grin started in one ear and ended in the other.
“Please, please, ignore him,” Pepper requested, walking into the living room, iPad in hand, hearing Tony’s last statement. “Tony, leave them be. Clint and Natasha are perfectly capable of choosing their child godparents,” she smiled sweetly at the couple before giving a glare at Tony. “Don’t be petulant!”
“But I want to be the Godfather,” Tony insisted.
“What’s up with you since yesterday? I’ve told you last night - when you woke me up at four am,” Natasha gave him a dead glare, to which Tony had the decency of giving a step back. “You are not going to be my baby’s godfather!”
“He saw The Godfather trilogy, yesterday,” Pepper rolled her eyes.
“If that’s your role model, I want you far away from my child,” Clint widened his eyes.
“What? ‘Cause we wanted him close before?” Natasha retorted with a teasing smile.
Tony pouted. “You’re mean. You won’t find better godfather then me!”
“We will and we did,” Clint grinned.
“Phil’s going to be a great godfather,” Natasha said easily.
Tony fixed them with a glare. Damn they were right.