kisses on the necks of best friends

Jun 01, 2008 21:28

So, my epic summer plan fell flat on its face. Remember the girl I've been looking forward to seeing again, Lawrence ("H.")? She just told me that she's got a boyfriend now. LOLZ. Our hang-out next Tuesday is going to be full of her babbling about this new boyfriend. Good fun. Internetz, it seems you and I are gonna have a torrid affair this summer ( Read more... )

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perspexsea June 1 2008, 15:26:06 UTC
So at first Teen!Frank is all 'Bad-ass! I fucking ROCK with all those tattoos! I'm a hardcore motherfucker!' But then he gets a closer look and is like 'A smiley-face ballon, Frank? REALLY?' and then he's asking Frank about how the fuck he manages to ever have sex with his nana's watching everything like that.
So Now!Frank is all 'Fuck me and find out' so obvs Teen!Frank does. He thinks, seriously, I'm a hot motherfucker. Look at me. Anyone'd have to be crazy not to hit that! There's a quick moment when Now!Frank gets naked where Teen!Frank cracks up laughing at how ridiculous he looks, and thinks about how he'll never be that ridiculous when he gets older, what the fuck. But then he realises that fucking ridiculous or not, he is still HOT AS. So they get on with it.

But then! He's all 'Fraaaaaaannnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk, grandpa keeps staring at me! He's judging us! we're disgracing the family name! I KNOW HE'S THINKING IT, JUST LOOK AT HIM. DUDE ( ... )

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perspexsea June 1 2008, 15:55:13 UTC
lol and the first person to visit Teen!Frank? Is totally Pot Dreads!Frankie? And Frank's all 'This is what I have to look forward to? :(:(:(:(:((((:(:(:(:(((:('

And one of the Franks brings a picture of Gerard and shows it to Teen!Frank all, 'Check it out. This is the REST OF YOUR LIFE.' And then he wont let Teen!Frank keep it! So when Future!Frank passes out after the hot sexings, Teen!Frank sneaks into his pants pocket and steals it. He uses it as wanking material for the next like, four years until he meets actual Gerard.

And then he's all 'We've had a good run, Picture!Gerard, but if Real!Gerard ever finds you, I am going to have A LOT of awkward explaining to do, so....' And he burns it. He totally gets all teary too. All 'The longest relationship I ever had, *tear*'
But then Real!Gerard comes over and they have sex and Frank forgets how to be upset.

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penceyprepster June 1 2008, 16:30:18 UTC
LMAO :D

You rock!!! That was awesome!

But, um, why are Frank's grandparents watching them? LOL Just wondering *iz confused*

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perspexsea June 1 2008, 16:41:33 UTC
lolol


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chmclfairytales June 1 2008, 16:54:50 UTC
Oh Frank. Oh. Prince of Incomprehensible Tattoo Decisions, that he is.

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penceyprepster June 1 2008, 16:55:45 UTC
Oh RIGHT!!! *feels like an idiot*

I never even considered the tats like that before, I just thought that he was cool to honor his family in that way. Now I'm like "What the hell was he thinking"? That's even worse then like having pics of them in your room or where ever because tats are with you EVERYWHERE. LOL

Now, I wonder how Jamia stands it tbh.

Thank for nudging my brain with those lovely pics :D

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chmclfairytales June 1 2008, 16:53:42 UTC
LOLOLOL WIN.

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dazzling_britt June 2 2008, 07:00:10 UTC
LOLOL 'The longest relationship I ever had, *tear*' :D

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loveat_1stbite December 12 2008, 00:28:26 UTC
...great. Now I need to read that. Even if it doesn't exist D:
You are a master of awesome plots. From what I see XD

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sleepherealone June 1 2008, 18:54:01 UTC
HAHAHAHA OH SHIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE ACTUALLY WATCHING HIM AND I WAS THINKING "WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!" I NEED TO STOP BEING AN MCR NOOB. XDDDDD

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