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I hate life.
Why do I hate life?
I hate life because the MLS (multi-layer steel) head gasket that was put on my car at production, that should have lasted the life of the car, needs to be replaced. So that is what I'm doing now.
You know what I have to say about chrysler?
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dis broke mutha fucker jsut got an internship. woot. -
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I was thinking about moving to Chicago after graduation. I found out a few moments ago the DePaul University, a private university in Chicago, has a good Information Systems graduate program. They don't require a GMAT/GRE test and they require a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.5.
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Disgusted
"Oh Phil, you need to clean your room. How do you expect to get laid ( Read more... ) -
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So I look up "dickbag" in a goole image search, as I sometimes call people a dickbag. I just figured it would be helpful to know what one ACTUALY looks like. This is the seventh picture in the search.
http://www.boingboing.net/images/satannnnnn.jpg
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So I found out that Durex is selling vibrating toys now. Good fucking gawd.
The vibrating ring is $6.99. Intended for single use and lasts twenty minutes.
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I need to find a new place to live. Anyone have any ideas? I'm looking for no more than $300/month utilities included. -
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bullshit
Ya know, I've recently come to the conclusion that I am the guy that women want to be friends with but never date. The really sick thing is not that this is true, but rather that I've accepted this and simply given up.
