thar he blows~
I need to get my wisdom teeth pulled.
I won't be able to eat solid foods for like a week.
WOE.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Um, I’ve got a lot of little scars on my arms from cooking with hot things and not being particularly graceful. Grease burns are not fun, lemme tell ya…
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Various rock posters---Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, Maroon 5, Nirvana, etc., etc.. A metal Buddha wind chime. A rainbow arch made of multicolored condoms. The normal fodder for a sixteen-year-old guy’s room, methinks.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE? Cheap. I rarely ever use it.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? Rock, both in English and Japanese, and random shit, like the Muppets soundtracks. And Dido. Sometimes.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? All I know is that Mom went through Far Too Many Hours of Labor to bring me into the world. Not my fault that I was twelve and a half pounds at birth V_V;.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Um…I want Shikamaru and Temari back on good terms. I know that this sounds fucking weird, especially from me, but…but they’re both happier together, and what it’s doing to Shika…makes me sick. Because…I can’t help. I can’t go there for him, or help him through this. So…yeah. That’s what I want.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Things being simpler between Shika and me.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? Possession? Materialistically, my most prized possession is my ipod. Overall…you can’t possess friends, but Shika, Naruto, Ino, Hinata, and---and Temari are all very, very important to me, and prized because of that.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Rich spaghetti sauce. Or Ino, when she’s not wearing any perfume and just smells like herself…
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Maybe. *shifty eyes*
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Shikamaru.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Whatever it is that Ino wears?
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Long, preferrably down…
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? *laughs* I’m getting proposed to? Wow. Good times.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Neither…*sob*
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? ALL OF THEM.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ino. Uhhhhh…something edible? Chips, maybe?
19. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Tattered-and-patched jeans, flipflops, exactly eight hair clips, and my “I’m Easier Than Instant Pudding” t-shirt.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? I speak fluent Japanese and English, and pretty good Chinese. Thank you, Yoshino-san :D
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ): Hnn. *ponders* I think that Ino’s first gift to me was a rabbit plushie---Thumper, actually. She gave Shika a matching Bambi. I think the kitten he adopted from me ate it. Akimichi appetites ftw.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes. And then I’d go with them, ‘cause like HELL am I going to be left behind and alone.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I’m not very good at it, actually. I hope…I hope the people I care about still know, regardless. I just try to be there for them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 99.999999999999998
31. "dit dit dit dah dah dah dit dit dit (...---...)" This actually means "SOS." Who am I, Tom Hanks? or Gilligan?: Gilligan’s hat is badass. ‘Nuff said.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN: Uhhh, Shika’s.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Cracks about my weight. I’m fat? NO, RLY. I HADN’T NOTICED. OMG THE SCALE HASN’T BEEN LYING TO ME!
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US? Haven't been to the US...I live in Japan.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Being a doormat, sometimes. I’m trying to get better about it. And---and I think my self-esteem is a weakness, too. I know I’m a decent guy…I just need to convince myself of it once in a while.
36. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Right here in Konoha.
37. FIRST JOB? KoMart, stocking shelves.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? I grew up with Naruto. What do you think?
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY? Eating breakfast and doing Chem homework before classes.
40.IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Shockingly enough, I’m happy with my body most of the time. HOORAY FOR CHUBBY PEOPLE.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY? Because peer pressure is a powerful thing.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Ino professes to love my hair, but…other than that, nothing. I’m just the scruffy giant sitting in the back row of classes---nothing special, y’know? If I didn’t steal your lunch, you probably wouldn’t notice me at all.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? I’d rejoice.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? God, I don’t know. It’s coming up in a couple months, isn’t it? *boggles* I’d like to…huh. Maybe go to the lake with everyone? That’s what I did last year with Ino, Shika, and Chouichi, and it was okay until I almost drowned and everyone assembled refused to give me mouth-to-mouth. Dammit, Shikamaru, IT WASN’T A KISS. IT WAS AN ATTEMPT TO GET ME BREATHING AGAIN. STOP BEING SO GODDAMN HOMOPHOBIC.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As many as I’m fortunate enough to have.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Tradition dictates butterflies in our family---‘Cho’ = butterfly, ‘u’ = the all-powerful silent Japanese u, ‘ji’ = second son.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? .
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE? *looks at hands* Um, well…I used to have names for all of them. Does that count?
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Um…a while back, I think. End of January, maybe?
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Corned beef. …shit, I want a hot corned beef sandwich now…
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Overeating? *sweatdrops*
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? Dido. But it’s Chouichi’s, I swear.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes, unless I tried to cadge chips from…me.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Maybe. I don’t think I can tell you.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Nope. Look at me, jesus. If I thought looks mattered, I sure as all hell wouldn’t look like this.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Make homemade whipped cream without a mixer. This is killer on your wrists, believe me…
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Anywhere Ino and Shika are.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Yes, I think I do.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Mr. Naked Sheepie-Sheepie. I used to chew on him.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? …two. Guess whose numbers they are.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Only to battle Shikamaru’s sparkling wit~♥.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? I AM TEH BULLDOZER. FEAR, BITCHES.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/BOY? Someone who looks at more than just the outside cushion I’ve got. Someone gentle enough to want to snuggle, but strong enough to keep me going.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Chobear, Chubby Choukins, Chou, Choujijiji. I have this strange feeling I’ve said this before.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No...I usually either wear boots or flipflops. I hate having to bend over to tie anything.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? All of ‘em I can get my paws on <3.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? Green, maroon, black.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? Four. And they need removed soon, because it’s getting hard to chew on them. AUUUGH.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? Not sure if I can answer this.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Most already have T_T.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL FTW!!!!!!!
77. LAST THING YOU ATE? Two Eggo waffles, two apples, a bag of chips, half a slice of cold pizza, whatever that greenish thing in the back of the fridge was (I think it was pistachio pudding), and a lemonzest Luna bar. …and that was breakfast. What? I’m not Shikamaru---it takes more than birdseed to keep me going.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Kiba. It was…interesting, to say the least. Seriously, is he on some kind of heavy hallucinagentic drug?
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX ? Mouth.
82. FAVORITE DRINK? Bawls. *weeps at lack of Bawls*
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? Swimming or wrestling.
85. HAIR COLOR? Reddish brown and long. It lightens during the summer, ‘cause I was a towhead as a baby.
86. EYE COLOR? Brown.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? Nope.
88. SIBLINGS? One particularly unwilling brother who’s still pissed that I have his old room. You moved out, Chouichi. Get over it.
89. FAVORITE MONTH? December. Usually.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Mmm. Food. Raw meat good for tiger.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? 30-Minute Meals with Rachel Ray
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? First day of summer vacation.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Hell yes. If I remember correctly, Ino pretty much asked me out.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. I can wear big fluffy coats and bulk up---and not have to show off my ‘girlish figure’ XD.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both, if I’m lucky enough.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. Someone would have to be really, really drunk to have a one night stand with me. I mean…seriously. It’d be like having a one-nighter with Moby Dick. Thar he blows! Tie down the rigging, lads; he’s rolling over!
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? “Choke,” by Chuck Palahinuik. It makes me feel just a wee bit dirty inside.
100. WHERE DO YOU WORK? Dad’s got me busing tables at Chez Ninja, now. Yay, monies.
I won't be able to eat solid foods for like a week.
WOE.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Um, I’ve got a lot of little scars on my arms from cooking with hot things and not being particularly graceful. Grease burns are not fun, lemme tell ya…
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Various rock posters---Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, Maroon 5, Nirvana, etc., etc.. A metal Buddha wind chime. A rainbow arch made of multicolored condoms. The normal fodder for a sixteen-year-old guy’s room, methinks.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE? Cheap. I rarely ever use it.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? Rock, both in English and Japanese, and random shit, like the Muppets soundtracks. And Dido. Sometimes.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? All I know is that Mom went through Far Too Many Hours of Labor to bring me into the world. Not my fault that I was twelve and a half pounds at birth V_V;.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Um…I want Shikamaru and Temari back on good terms. I know that this sounds fucking weird, especially from me, but…but they’re both happier together, and what it’s doing to Shika…makes me sick. Because…I can’t help. I can’t go there for him, or help him through this. So…yeah. That’s what I want.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Things being simpler between Shika and me.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? Possession? Materialistically, my most prized possession is my ipod. Overall…you can’t possess friends, but Shika, Naruto, Ino, Hinata, and---and Temari are all very, very important to me, and prized because of that.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Rich spaghetti sauce. Or Ino, when she’s not wearing any perfume and just smells like herself…
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Maybe. *shifty eyes*
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Shikamaru.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Whatever it is that Ino wears?
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Long, preferrably down…
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? *laughs* I’m getting proposed to? Wow. Good times.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Neither…*sob*
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? ALL OF THEM.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ino. Uhhhhh…something edible? Chips, maybe?
19. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Tattered-and-patched jeans, flipflops, exactly eight hair clips, and my “I’m Easier Than Instant Pudding” t-shirt.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? I speak fluent Japanese and English, and pretty good Chinese. Thank you, Yoshino-san :D
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ): Hnn. *ponders* I think that Ino’s first gift to me was a rabbit plushie---Thumper, actually. She gave Shika a matching Bambi. I think the kitten he adopted from me ate it. Akimichi appetites ftw.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes. And then I’d go with them, ‘cause like HELL am I going to be left behind and alone.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I’m not very good at it, actually. I hope…I hope the people I care about still know, regardless. I just try to be there for them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 99.999999999999998
31. "dit dit dit dah dah dah dit dit dit (...---...)" This actually means "SOS." Who am I, Tom Hanks? or Gilligan?: Gilligan’s hat is badass. ‘Nuff said.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN: Uhhh, Shika’s.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Cracks about my weight. I’m fat? NO, RLY. I HADN’T NOTICED. OMG THE SCALE HASN’T BEEN LYING TO ME!
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US? Haven't been to the US...I live in Japan.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Being a doormat, sometimes. I’m trying to get better about it. And---and I think my self-esteem is a weakness, too. I know I’m a decent guy…I just need to convince myself of it once in a while.
36. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Right here in Konoha.
37. FIRST JOB? KoMart, stocking shelves.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? I grew up with Naruto. What do you think?
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY? Eating breakfast and doing Chem homework before classes.
40.IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Shockingly enough, I’m happy with my body most of the time. HOORAY FOR CHUBBY PEOPLE.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY? Because peer pressure is a powerful thing.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Ino professes to love my hair, but…other than that, nothing. I’m just the scruffy giant sitting in the back row of classes---nothing special, y’know? If I didn’t steal your lunch, you probably wouldn’t notice me at all.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? I’d rejoice.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? God, I don’t know. It’s coming up in a couple months, isn’t it? *boggles* I’d like to…huh. Maybe go to the lake with everyone? That’s what I did last year with Ino, Shika, and Chouichi, and it was okay until I almost drowned and everyone assembled refused to give me mouth-to-mouth. Dammit, Shikamaru, IT WASN’T A KISS. IT WAS AN ATTEMPT TO GET ME BREATHING AGAIN. STOP BEING SO GODDAMN HOMOPHOBIC.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As many as I’m fortunate enough to have.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Tradition dictates butterflies in our family---‘Cho’ = butterfly, ‘u’ = the all-powerful silent Japanese u, ‘ji’ = second son.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? .
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE? *looks at hands* Um, well…I used to have names for all of them. Does that count?
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Um…a while back, I think. End of January, maybe?
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Corned beef. …shit, I want a hot corned beef sandwich now…
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Overeating? *sweatdrops*
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? Dido. But it’s Chouichi’s, I swear.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes, unless I tried to cadge chips from…me.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Maybe. I don’t think I can tell you.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Nope. Look at me, jesus. If I thought looks mattered, I sure as all hell wouldn’t look like this.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Make homemade whipped cream without a mixer. This is killer on your wrists, believe me…
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Anywhere Ino and Shika are.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Yes, I think I do.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Mr. Naked Sheepie-Sheepie. I used to chew on him.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? …two. Guess whose numbers they are.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Only to battle Shikamaru’s sparkling wit~♥.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? I AM TEH BULLDOZER. FEAR, BITCHES.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/BOY? Someone who looks at more than just the outside cushion I’ve got. Someone gentle enough to want to snuggle, but strong enough to keep me going.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Chobear, Chubby Choukins, Chou, Choujijiji. I have this strange feeling I’ve said this before.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No...I usually either wear boots or flipflops. I hate having to bend over to tie anything.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? All of ‘em I can get my paws on <3.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? Green, maroon, black.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? Four. And they need removed soon, because it’s getting hard to chew on them. AUUUGH.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? Not sure if I can answer this.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Most already have T_T.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL FTW!!!!!!!
77. LAST THING YOU ATE? Two Eggo waffles, two apples, a bag of chips, half a slice of cold pizza, whatever that greenish thing in the back of the fridge was (I think it was pistachio pudding), and a lemonzest Luna bar. …and that was breakfast. What? I’m not Shikamaru---it takes more than birdseed to keep me going.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Kiba. It was…interesting, to say the least. Seriously, is he on some kind of heavy hallucinagentic drug?
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX ? Mouth.
82. FAVORITE DRINK? Bawls. *weeps at lack of Bawls*
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? Swimming or wrestling.
85. HAIR COLOR? Reddish brown and long. It lightens during the summer, ‘cause I was a towhead as a baby.
86. EYE COLOR? Brown.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? Nope.
88. SIBLINGS? One particularly unwilling brother who’s still pissed that I have his old room. You moved out, Chouichi. Get over it.
89. FAVORITE MONTH? December. Usually.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Mmm. Food. Raw meat good for tiger.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? 30-Minute Meals with Rachel Ray
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? First day of summer vacation.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Hell yes. If I remember correctly, Ino pretty much asked me out.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. I can wear big fluffy coats and bulk up---and not have to show off my ‘girlish figure’ XD.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both, if I’m lucky enough.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. Someone would have to be really, really drunk to have a one night stand with me. I mean…seriously. It’d be like having a one-nighter with Moby Dick. Thar he blows! Tie down the rigging, lads; he’s rolling over!
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? “Choke,” by Chuck Palahinuik. It makes me feel just a wee bit dirty inside.
100. WHERE DO YOU WORK? Dad’s got me busing tables at Chez Ninja, now. Yay, monies.