Well, since I did this at the beginning of '04, I now feel obligated to re-do this survey....but for the year of '05
All about you...
What is your full name:: I'm not too fond of internet stalkers...so I'll just leave it at "Laura Elizabeth"
Spell your first name backwards:: aruaL
Date of birth:: 02.09
Male or female:: Last time I checked I was still female
Astrological sign:: Aquarius (IT'S THE AGE OF AQUARIUS!)
Nicknames:: Loof, Lu, Goof, Whore, "16 year old," Quantity/Location :)
Occupation:: Barnes & Noble Booksellers
Height:: 5'4
Weight:: 130? 140? Somewhere around there....
Hair color:: Black for the time being
Eye color:: Kinda blue, kinda hazel
Where were you born:: Salem
Where do you reside now:: Planet Earth
Age:: Sweet 16
Screen names:: Hercerealkiller
E-mail addy:: I never use my e-mail, therefore it would be pointless to post it, right?
What does your screen name stand for:: Nothing in particular. It just sounded cool.
What is your livejournal name:: chocaholic29
What does your livejournal name stand for:: I'm addicted to chocolate. The end.
Pets:: 3 cats
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: I think it was just one...my family was too lazy to put every candle on.
Piercings:: Two on each ear and a bellybutton ring
Tattoo's:: None right now. But I'm planning on getting some the minute I turn 18
Shoe size:: Depending on the shoe, it's usually a 7 or an 8
Righty or lefty:: Righty
Wearing:: Jeans & sweatshirt
Hearing:: Megadeth
Feeling:: Cold and bored
Eating/drinking:: Just water
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff...
Have you ever been in love:: "With the heart of a 14-year old" -- I really believe Jamie's philosophy. Love means holding hands and eating lunch together if you're 5 years old...to someone in their 30's it may mean your husband or wife. To someone in their 20's it may mean wanting to spend every waking moment with that person. It all depends...that's why I say "with the heart of a 14-year-old." I thought I was in love...not by standards of this time and age, but back then it sure felt like it.
How many people have you said: How many people have I said? A lot.
How many people have you been in REAL love with:: One (I thought)
How many people have you kissed:: I've lost count.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: Yeah. Madonna.
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: Unstable musicians with low self esteems. Okay, not really, but it's what I seem to end up with.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: Eyes & smile....and long hair....mmm....
Do you believe in love at first sight:: Nope
Who is the first person you kissed:: Kurt Snavely in the back of the bus in kindergarten.
Do you believe in fate:: I think fate depends on the decisions you make.
Do you believe in soul mates:: Yes.
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours:: It's possible.
Family Stuff...
How many siblings do you have:: 1
What are your siblings names:: Carrie
What are your parents names:: Rob and Rich.
How many siblings does your mother have:: 1
How many siblings does your father have:: 4
Where are your parents from:: Technically they're from the U.S. Ethnically, though, my dad's Italian and German. My mom is French, Welsh, and Irish.
Is your family close:: Haha as close as Sadaam Hussein and the Pope
Does your family get together for holidays:: Yep
Do you have a drunk uncle:: Try "drunk father."
Any medical problems run through your family:: Mild existence of cancer...some smoking addictions...mainly bad marriages.
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: No, they're just bald.
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: Nope
Are your parents divorced:: Yes.
Do you have step parents:: Not legally....my dad's girlfriend Donna is close enough to being one, though
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:: Yep. My Dad. No one loves him haha
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: My grandfather came from Italy
Music Stuff...
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: "Away from me" by Evanescence
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: Hanson from like....5th grade.
What's the best cd you own:: I can't choose just one
What song do you absolutely hate:: The "Goodies" song my sister constantly plays when she's home
Do you sing in the shower:: If no one's home.
What song reminds you of that special someone:: There is no special someone.
Favorites...
Color:: Black
Food:: Anything chocolate.
Song:: I can't narrow it down just to one.
Show:: South Park, Family Guy, & ATHF (or pretty much anything on adult swim)
School subject:: Concert Choir (the backrub class)
Band/singer/artist:: Blindside/Megadeth/Skid Row
Outfit:: Uh....clothes are clothes to me...
Radio station:: 107.3 WAAF
Movie:: Rocky Horror Picture Show/Requiem for a Dream
Pair of shoes:: My flip flops....I love wearing flip flops...
Cartoon:: It's a tie between Family Guy & South Park
Actor:: Johnny Depp
Actress:: Charlize Theron
Potato chip:: I like pita chips
Drink:: Pretty much anything mixed with vodka of some sort
Soda:: I don't drink soda.
Holiday:: 4th of July! The one holiday where nothing has ever gone wrong.
Perfume/cologne:: Coconut & Lime
Pizza topping:: Hawaiian
Jello flavor:: Strawberry
Lunch meat:: Turkey
Card Game:: Egyptian Rats
Video game:: I like the old school Mariokart
Website:: N/A
Book:: Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel
Computer game:: I don't play any.
Number:: 2
Cereal:: "Gotta have my Pops..."
Comedian:: George Carlin
Disney character:: I've always liked Simba from the Lion King...
Clothing store:: Filene's basement....it's cheap and decent :)
Past time:: Theatre, writing, friends, the usual...
Teacher:: I miss Mr. Portnoy!!!!!
Childhood toy:: My imagination.
Carnival game/ride:: Rollercoasters
Candy bar:: Twix
Magazine:: Don't read any.
Salad dressing:: Russian.
Thing to do on the weekend:: Shows/parties/friends
Hot drink:: Coffee
Season:: Summer
Sport to watch:: Football...the only sport I will watch.
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits...
What color are your sheets:: Black
What color are your bedroom walls:: White
Do you have posters on your wall:: Several.
If so of what:: Blue man group, Rocky Horror Picture Show, a South Park 2005 calendar, The Gashlycrumb Tinies poster, my "Have a Day" poster, and a bunch of random shit (photos, cards, autographs, etc.)
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: Yep.
How many pillows are on your bed:: 3
What do you normally sleep in:: A bed
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:: I just sleep in T-shirts...lol
What size bed do you have:: Queen size
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:: Alex has a waterbed, which I'm planning on stealing someday.
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: I have my own phone, but not my own line. My cell phone takes care of that.
Describe the last nightmare you had:: I was disowned by the world because they all thought I was a horrible person. And they made me live in the woods. And I was chased by angry countrymen with knives.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: Nope. I used to though.
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: 4 (yes, it's been done)
Any unusual sleeping positions:: Sometimes I lie half on my side and half on my stomach and bring my knee up close to my chest (like I'm in the fetal position), to the side.
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: Nope.
Do you snore:: Nope. I talk in my sleep, though.
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: Yes. It doesn't help, though.
What color is the carpet in your room:: Don't have one...I have a gray rug, though.
What's under your bed:: The boogeyman.
This or that...
loser/wannabe:: Loser
Doughnuts/bagels:: Bagels
Day/night:: Night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: Good witch of the north
Make love/have sex:: Either's good for me.
Coffee/tea:: Coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: Yum.
Rap/rock:: Rock.
Britney/Christina:: Christina, even though she looks like a drag queen. She's still a better singer.
Swiss cheese/american cheese:: Neither.
Real World/Road Rules:: I hate reality TV.
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: NEITHER.
Silver/gold:: Gold[member]
Nike/Adidas:: Meh. Probably Adidas.
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: Wendy's!
Sweet/sour:: Sweet.
Punk/emo:: Punk.
Hot/cold:: Tepid
Winter/summer:: Summer
Spring/fall:: Fall
Operas/plays:: Plays.
Read/watch tv:: Read, unless it's time for adult swim
Cd's/tapes:: CD's.
Dvd's/vhs:: DVD's.
Old/new:: Depends on what we're describing.
Shorts/skirts:: Skirts...easier access (Haha just kidding...)
Pink/red:: Red.
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: Black and white
Meat/vegetables:: I'm a carnivore.
Mexican food/chinese food:: They both make me sick.
Commercials/infomercials:: Not a fan of either
Scary movies/comedies:: Comedies.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: Bikinis
Sandals/tennis shoes:: Flip-flops
Dogs/cats:: Cats.
Unicorns/fairies:: Faeries
Water/land:: Water.
Sugar/spice:: Sugar.
Black/white:: Black.
ribbons/bows:: Ribbons.
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: Colored.
Cars/trucks:: Cars.
Austin Powers/James Bond:: Austin Powers
Popcorn/pretzels:: Popcorn.
Hip/hop:: "Sir, have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"..."Sorry, I don't listen to hip hop."
Passionate kiss/peck:: Passionate.
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: I'll pass
Back rub/foot massage:: Full body massage!!!
Picture frames/photo albums:: Photo albums. Much more interesting.
Pens/pencils:: Pens.
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following...
Eminem:: No opinion.
Virgins:: What about them? You mean sacrificing?...that's bad...
God:: What about me?
The Osbournes:: Yay for Black Sabbath.
Reality TV:: Evil.
J.Lo:: Can't stand her.
Religion:: Controversial.
Valentine's Day:: Pointless.
Eating disorders:: What I don't understand is how someone can force themselves NOT to eat. In reality they're just doing the opposite of what their goal is: not eating causes your stomach to swell up and actually give you a BIG belly. Fat is the last thing burned off...carbs are burned first, then muscle. So why bother?
Rap:: I don't like it. But I'll still argue that it's music.
Suicide:: As pathetic as that may seem those who threaten it still need to be treated, because they obviously want to world to know that they're depressed. I think that there are better alternatives to suicide....some people just haven't found them yet.
Drinking:: It's your choice. I don't really care to be quite honest unless someone gets behind the wheel trashed.
Homosexuals:: I don't see what the big deal is. They're not HURTING ANYONE. (And since when was the constitution's "separation of church and state" policy abolished? Oh wait, now I remember....IT NEVER WAS)
Abortion:: I'm pro-choice. If you're young and unable to raise a child, why be forced to do so? I know it's your decision, but if you wear a condom and practice birth control you've taken precautions and shouldn't be forced to have a kid. If we're playing God, how come He allowed abortion to be invented? If He's such a powerful being, how are we able to work around his powers? Wouldn't that make him less of a powerful being? And rape...if you're raped you DEFINATELY shouldn't be forced to have a child as a result of it. The child would only be a daily reminder of what happend and you'd never be able to look at it the same again. I could go on and on about this...but what I basically think is that women should have the choice. I am, afterall, "pro-choice," not necessarily "pro-death." It's a CHOICE. Pro-CHOICE. Get it?
Inter-racial relationships:: Once again, what's the big deal?
Murder:: Uh...bad. Very, very bad.
Death:: Happens to everybody.
Obesity:: Unless you have a medical problem, it's your own damn fault, so stop suing the fast food chains!
Pre-marital sex:: If you're ready, then go for it. I find nothing wrong with it.
Terrorism:: Pointless & stupid.
Pornography:: Disgusting. But funny in a way.
Fortune Tellers:: Fake. A waste of money.
Threesomes:: Three's a crowd.
Prostitution:: I'd never do it. But hey..whatever floats your boat.
Government:: A good idea that got corrupted.
Country music:: Can't stand it.
George W. Bush:: I fucking hate the man. I'm ashamed he is our president.
Pot:: It's going to be legalized, eventually.
Gas prices in America:: Bleh...it's progressively getting a little better.
Life:: It's a bitch, but you have to learn to deal with it.
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: No.
Been on a diet:: Yeah....one where I eat whatever I want whenever I want
Been to a foreign country:: I wish
Broken a bone:: Just in my finger after my best friend shut it in a door.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: Not that I know of.
Swear at a teacher:: Ms. Sano heard me drop the F-Bomb one time....heh not fun
Got in a fight:: Yesh
Dated a teacher:: No....that's illegal. And just plain old sick.
Thought about killing your enemy:: Thinking is as far as it's gotten.
Gone skinny dipping:: Yep.
Told a little white lie:: Hasn't everyone?
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: Yes....but he was going to kill himself if I didn't
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: I've misused words before. But not a swear word...that seems rather difficult to do.
Been on TV:: Yes! On New Years Day! (Elmstreet Brownies, baby!)
Been on the radio:: Nope.
Been in a mosh pit:: Hehehe many :)
Been to a concert:: Yes.
Dated one of your best friends:: Not my current best friend. But I did once date someone who then became my best friend (Chris)
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: None I remember
Deceived somebody close to you:: Several people. Several times. Not necessarily proud.
Broken the law:: Yes.
Been to a rodeo:: No. I don't have interest to, either.
Been on a talk show:: Nope.
Been on a game show:: Nope.
Been on an airplane:: A couple of times.
Got to ride on a firetruck:: I've ridden my uncle's tractor
Came close to dying:: Yeah
Cheated on a bf/gf:: He deserved it.
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: Yeah, but not for any length of time, unless they're 5.
Terrorized a babysitter:: My grandparents were my only babysitters when I was growing up, so no
Made a mud pie:: Yes, and I ate it.
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: Not that I can recall.
Snuck out of the house at night:: No. But looking back, I probably should have.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: Meh, close enough.
Felt like you didn't belong:: All the time!
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: Haha yep
Smoked:: Yes.
Done drugs:: Yes.
Been arrested:: Nope :)
Had your tonsils removed:: No.
Gone to camp:: Not overnight.
Written a love letter:: Nope.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: Nope
Kissed in the rain:: Mmmm slimy...
Participated in an orgy:: Hell no
Faked an orgasm:: Yeah
Stolen a kiss:: You can STEAL those?
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: Yes. Turned out not to be very good, though.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: Yep
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: Someone I cared about, yeah.
Gotten a speeding ticket:: Nope
Done jail time:: Nope.
Had to wear a uniform to work:: Yes.
Won a trophy:: Basketball in 5th grade! Oh yeah. And track plaques...
Thrown up in public:: Public bathrooms, yes. Not in the middle of a crowd, though.
Bowled a perfect game:: I suck at bowling.
Failed/got held back:: I almost failed English because my teacher hated me. Never got held back, though.
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: Don't remember.
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: My grandmother does that all the time.
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: I took ballet when I was 7, but quit after a few months. I took karate for 3 years and earned my black belt when I was 11
Attempted suicide:: *Sidesteps question*
Cut yourself:: Next question...
Childhood Stuff...
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: Barbies! But only with my sister. Whenever I played Barbies with my Dad he'd take the Ken doll and start beating up the other Barbie's with him.
Did you own Treasure Trolls:: I collected them
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: Nope.
Did you play Simon Says:: Yep. And I often lost because I have a problem with listening to what people tell me to do.
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: Nope.
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:: I thought there were criminals in my closets.
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: What the hell?
Were you shy:: Not as a child. I was overly outgoing, actually.
Were you spoiled:: Yeah, up until I was about 10
Were you abused:: Meh.
Did you go to the circus:: Yes.
Did you go to the zoo:: I went to a safari at Busch Gardens when I was 10.
Were you in a car accident:: At the safari? No.
Did you build snowmen:: Not at the safari.
Did you ever cry when you scraped your knee:: No, I just screamed a lot.
Were your older cousins mean to you:: No...they liked me.
Did you think slinkies were cool:: Yeah.
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: They lived in the sewer?
Were you afraid of the dark:: I've always had the fear someone was hiding behind a wall or below the stairs or something just ready to grab my ankles and then murder me once I was within their inescapable grasp.
Did you have slumber parties:: When I was younger. I haven't had one since I was probably 6 or 7.
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: My sister had the bed sheets, which I sometimes borrowed.
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: Nope. That was before my time.
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: Yes...until I figured out bunnies don't lay eggs, Santa Claus's writing looked very similar to that of my Mom's, and when I caught my Dad putting money under my pillow the night after I lost my tooth.
Randomness...
Do you believe in aliens:: Hey, you never know.
Name three things that are next to your computer:: My stereo, several large empty plastic Starbucks cups, and my cell phone.
Do you have any hidden talents:: Singing. I don't do it enough to get recognition.
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: That's what MTV2 is for.
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: Probably a comedy or weird druggie/mentally insane kind of movie (i.e. Session 9, Requiem for a Dream, Girl Interrupted, etc.)
What would your movie star name be:: Elizabeth MontiCalvo!
Do you play any sports:: I seriously lack the coordination. I used to do hurdles in track, though.
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: There aren't any. But I am scared of TV shows like Unsolved Mysteries or America's Most Wanted because they ARE real. Real crime scares me shitless (but interests me at the same time).
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: Don't know
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: Legally Blonde (remind me again why I saw that?)
Do you drive:: Sure do
What is your dream car:: I want my Mazda back....
Do you think your good looking:: No lol
Do others think you are good looking:: Some apparently do.
Would you ever sky dive:: If I had the money.
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: Nope
How many rooms do you have in your house:: 10.
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: Nope. They're fun.
Do you believe in God:: Yes.
Do you believe in Satan:: I guess
Do you believe there is a heaven:: A "temporary" heaven...I believe in reincarnation, and no permanent afterlife...
Do you believe there is a hell:: *Read the above*
Do you own a pooltable:: I WISH.
Do you have a pool:: I have a hot tub.
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: Yes. My family and I are much to lazy to actually wash the dishes ourselves
Do you like chocolate:: YES.
Who/what is on your 2005 calendar:: SOUTH PARK!
How many U.S. states have you been to:: 7...Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New York, Florida, Maryland, Virgina.
Ever wished on a shooting star:: Haven't encountered any, unless you want to count comets.
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: I was a gothic matrix-style whore last year (black lipstick, trenchcoat, the works!).
Do you carry any weapons on you:: Nope.
What is your weakness:: I care a lot about people
Name something you can't get enough of:: love ;) and coffee.
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: Short, insane, determined
How many kids do you want to have:: 3 ("Two girls and a boy?! Harvard, Vassar, and Brown!" SURE THING SHAMUS!!!!)
Future daughters names:: Julia, Melissa, Charlotte
Future sons names:: Joshua, Jacob, Christopher
What is your ideal way to die:: As quick and painless as possible.
How do you release stress:: Listen to music until I get a headache so bad it numbs my head. Or drugs. Whichever.
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: Sure, why not.
Are you an artisitic person:: My life revolves around the arts, even though I don't have a significant amount of talent in any of its areas.
Are you a realistic person?:: Yeah. Sometimes that's unfortunate.
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: Question is, do I ever TIE my shoes?
Are you a strong person:: Bleh.
Are you a strong willed person:: Not as much as I used to be.
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: Spammers.
Who is the last person to IM you:: I don't remember.
Do you hate chain e-mails:: Yes. A lot. Never ever send me one or I will kill you.
Are you a deep sleeper:: Incredibly. My alarm clock doesn't even wake me up. Nor does the phone most of the time.
Are you a good story teller:: Am I? I'd like to think so.
What do you believe is your best quality:: I'm brutally honest. That could be considered good or bad, depending on the way you look at it.
What is your greatest accomplishment:: Winning the leading role in the school play over all my enemies. It pissed them off, but oh boy did it make me feel good :)
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: Candles. Mmmm...
Do you have your own credit card:: Yep.
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: Spend it :)
Do you have a check book:: Yep
Do you like your drivers liscence:: I don't like that it's vertical, but hey my pic doesn't suck completely.
Do you tan easily:: Yeah.
What color is your hair naturally:: A dark auburn.
How many fillings do you have:: 2, I think.
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: None.
Worst feeling in the world?: Betrayal
Best feeling in the world:: Love when reciprocated.
Is the glass half empty or half full:: Both.
Last thing you downloaded:: Pantera songs
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: Yes..but mostly as a joke haha
What do you think people think of you:: That I don't know and couldn't even begin to guess at.
Are you a likeable person:: I am by some people's standards. By others, not at all.
Do you need therapy:: I hate therapy. It's unhelpful, boring, time consuming, and a waste of money. I don't believe in it at all. Fuck therapy.
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: Yeah.
Do you love your bf/gf:: I don't have one at the moment.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: They're not that stupid....
When are you moving:: Right after I start senior year.
What's your favorite phrase:: "Word up to my bitches and hos, bitches and hos!"
"I Remember You" -- By: Skid Row
Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
The wind would whisper and I'd think of you
And all the tears you cried, they called my name
And when you needed me I came through
I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew that you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights through every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say - "I remember you"
We spend the summer with the top rolled down
Wished ever after would be like this
You said I love you babe, without a sound
I said I'd give my life for just one kiss
I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights through every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say - "I remember you"
We've had our share of hard times
But that’s the price we paid
And through it all we kept the promise that we made
I swear you'll never be lonely
Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
Washed away a dream of you
But nothing else could ever take you away
'cause you’ll always be my dream come true
Oh my darling, I love you
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you
<3