If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me...I have one:

[chocobojoe]

...yes.

I want.

http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesTitle/productCd-0764555898.html

PHP and MySQL for Dummies. I love the for Dummies approach at teaching programming, and I want to learn about PHP and MySQL, therefore, perfect gift idea!!

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But...

[chocobojoe]

I learn more and better through books like that than on the internet, cuz they teach from the beginning to the end, as opposed to sporadic tutorials.

And if no one gets it for me I'll end up buying it for myself. ^_^

Matt

[majinraditz]

since I hate to see a good quote left unfinished:

"...I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here...tonight...and I want him far from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here....with a big ribbon on his head...AND I WANNA LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, AND I WANNA TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO GOOD, ROTTEN, FOREFLUSHING, LOWLIFE, SNAKE LICKING, DIRT EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD SUCKING, DOG KISSING, BRAINLESS, D--KLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FAT A--, BUG EYED, STIFFED LEGGED, SPOTTY LIPPED, WORMHEADED SACK OF MONKEY S--- HE IS!!! HALLELUJAH....HOLY S---!! where's the tylanol..."

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation > j00.