These are lines from letters to Santa, taken out of my local newspaper. Even though I don't always like kids, these ones are kind of funny ( Read more... )

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My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 allzpalzs a-twisting.11 anautumnfairies a-grunting.10 brazils a-wiggling.9 brokenmuffinzs a-groaning.8 gembobelses a-rubbing.7 henwys a-stomping.6 justonephases a-breakdancing.5 white kylieanns.4 squeezing navelboys.3 Pakistani quartzies.2 monkey scaraceteras.And a shlem in a cantaloupe tree. ( Read more... )