The Biggest Scandal: Chapter Two

Sep 16, 2012 02:12


Title: The Biggest Scandal [2/?]
Author: chocodip
Beta: messy_doodles
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Romance, Humor, Smut
Summary: Jaejoong never knew that a simple beating the red light can make his life more complicated than a relationship status.




Chapter Two

Somebody please pinch me.

Hey Jae, it’s me, Changmin. I’d just like to ask if you are free tomorrow afternoon. There’s this gallery of the artworks of a friend of mine and I remembered that you are also interested in interior designing. It’ll be really great if you could come. Call me if you can make it, I’ll text you the details. ^_^

I still can’t believe that this is really happening. Just a few seconds ago I was debating with myself if I should call him or just give up and move on when I received this life changing text message. He called me Jae. Shim Changmin just called me by my nickname!

God I’m so excited! Should I reply back already? What if he thinks I’m being easy? No, I shall reply after 10 minutes, or maybe I should make it five. But what if he thinks that I’m declining his offer? I think three minutes is more than enough. Yes, I’ll reply after three minutes.

What should I do, I’m so happy I might cry. I can’t wait for my date with Changmin tomorrow!

I will finally have the man of my dreams.



“I’m telling you hyung, if you don’t come tomorrow don’t consider me as a family member anymore.”

“And I told you Min, I can’t. I have a very important meeting to attend to. Besides, I’m not interested in interior designing anyway so why bother inviting me?”

“My friend is a fan of yours and she wanted you to come to her gallery. I will lose face if you don’t because I already promised her that you will. Just come when I tell you to come okay hyung? You will not like the consequences of not going.”

Actually, Yunho cancelled all of his appointments tomorrow because he plans on meeting someone. Someone that is currently the cause of his headaches.

After Tiffany gave him everything that she had researched about Kim Jaejoong including the root cause behind the rumors that they’re engage, he immediately wanted to meet the guy and persuade him to tell the media that this is all a big misunderstanding.

“Alright, since it’s your first time here after so many years, I’ll drop by okay? I’ll just say hello and then I’ll leave. Deal?”

“Thanks hyung! You’re really the best cousin in the world! Here let me give you a hug.”

“You’re so gross! Get off me! Go bother Yoochun or someone else. I’m busy.”



Jae, I’m stuck in traffic. I think I’m going to be a little bit late. Just go inside and check out my friend’s work while waiting for me.

Whoa, that was surprising. Changmin is late for the very first time. Is that a bad thing or a good thing? Anyway, I’ll just wait for him inside the gallery and critique the pictures so that I will not look dumb in front of him later. Yes I love and enjoy seeing interior designs but I’m actually not very good at it.



Hyung, don’t leave until I’m there yet. I still have to introduce you to my friend okay? I’m just stuck in traffic but I’m near the place. Wait for me okay?

Yunho was pissed off with Changmin’s message. He doesn’t even want to be here but here he is, earlier than his idiot of a cousin.

If you’re not here in five minutes I’m leaving.

Was his reply to the younger man. His original plan was to talk to that Kim Jaejoong and convince him to end the misunderstanding of the media. But where is he? In this very boring gallery.

He roamed around the place hoping to find something that can trigger his interest when he saw him. The gorgeous schemer, the adorable plotter, the beautiful liar. He’s stunning in the picture but he’s more than what he expected in person. His skin looks so soft and smooth, the shape of his face is perfect, his eyes are big and innocent, his lips are as red and as seductive as a rose and his body is more masculine than other average guys but looks so slender like a girl. In short, he’s the perfect definition of a perfect creation of God.

And then Yunho realized that he is checking his fiancé out. No, that is not his original plan. The plan is, he will talk to him and then convince him to tell the truth about the misunderstanding. He thinks that Jaejoong being here by coincidence is the work of the heavens above to make him execute his plan as soon as possible before any more damage will be done.



Why is that guy staring at me like that? Don’t look at him Jaejoong, you are Changmin’s date today. Even if that guy is very good looking, you should never, ever, ever cheat. No matter how handsome that guy is.

Oh my God why is he walking towards me? Is he planning on approaching me? Nooo! What if Changmin sees us? He’ll think I’m a cheater! And the worst part is, we’re not even going out yet! Our love will die before it even began! What if…

“Excuse me, Mr. Kim Jaejoong right?”

The hot guy even knows my name! Is he a stalker? Gosh, I hope he’s not one of those stalkers that will kidnap you, will lock you up and…

“Hello? Are you okay Mr.? Are you not Kim Jaejoong?”

“Yes, I am Kim Jaejoong. May I also ask you a question? Why do you know my name and who are you?”



“Just as I thought. He really doesn’t know how I look like.”

He heard from his secretary about the story of Jaejoong using his name to escape a police officer from giving him a ticket for a traffic violation and unfortunately, a reporter is nearby and heard everything. His blood boiled when he heard of how shallow and stupid the reason to all of this chaotic situation he’s in.

“I wanted to talk to you about your fiancé Jung Yunho.”

Yunho decided to see of how Jaejoong managed to make the officer and the reporter believe that he is telling the truth.



Did he say fiancé? Me? Jung Yunho’s fiancé? This guy is very hilarious! I never said that-oh, I remember now. I did say that once. But didn’t I only tell that to the police officer? And that was already like what, 3 days ago?

Aha! I get it now. I’m such a genius. Did this guy think that he can trick me? I am Kim Jaejoong after all, I can’t easily be fooled.

I know who this guy is now. He is a relative of that police officer! And the officer asked him to trick me into telling him that I am not Prosecutor Jung’s fiancé. Sorry to tell you hottie but this guy you decided to mess with was smarter than you thought.

“Oh! You want to talk about my Yunnie bear? Why? What’s wrong with my sweetheart?”

Hah! Take that you trickster! Wait, why is he smirking? Did I say something funny?

“Nothing’s wrong with your Yunnie bear. I’m just curious, how did you guys meet?”

Why is this guy asking so many questions? Maybe he has a speaker in his ear and the officer is dictating him of what to ask me. Sorry officer, but I’m great at story telling, you will never ever catch me.

“Well, it’s a long story actually. My friends deceived me and they eventually sold my house to prosecutor Jung. Since I have nowhere to live, I begged him to let me stay inside the house and he accepted it as long as I will do the household chores. Then it just happened. He fell in love with me and I accepted his proposal. Okay why are you laughing?”

“No, no please continue. Sorry, your love story just kind of reminded me of my sister’s favorite tv show, Full house.”

“Well, it’s a little bit similar but ours is much more convincing.”

That was close. Good thing I’ve mastered the art of telling stories. This guy might get suspicious if I’m the least bit realistic.

“Do you think he really loves you? What makes you think that he’s just not fooling around with you?”

“If you only knew how obsessed Yunnie is with me. He loves me more than himself. He’s totally head over heels inlove with me. And what I like most about him is his possessiveness. He easily gets jealous with other guys so I think it will be safer for you if you won’t talk to me anymore.”

That should scare him. I mean who in his right mind in this country is not scared of the popular prosecutor?



Yunho laughed to the extent that tears came out of his eyes. This Kim Jaejoong is definitely something. Playing is not his thing since he is a very serious person but he thinks that this guy will kill his boredom.

"Why are you laughing again?"

“You’re a really funny person Jaejoong-ssi. By the way, my name is also Yunho. My surname is insignificant because I want you to call me by my first name. I bet it’s not a problem if you’ll call me Yunho since you already have a call of endearment to your fiancé Yunnie bear.”



Today’s headline: Coldest prosecutor in town spotted at a gallery yesterday having a very good time with his date slash fiancé Kim Jaejoong.


genre: smut, genre: humor, fic: the biggest scandal, length: chaptered, rating: pg-13, genre: romance

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