The Biggest Scandal: Chapter Four
Title: The Biggest Scandal [4/?]
Author: chocodip
Beta: messy_doodles
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Romance, Humor, Smut
Summary: Jaejoong never knew that a simple beating the red light can make his life more complicated than a relationship status.
Chapter Four
I have to convince that guy.
What’s so hard with my request? All I’m asking him to do is to attend a party, be there for like thirty minutes and then leave. Well of course he also has to pretend to be Jung Yunho aka my fiancé.
“Why must it be me? Don’t you have any other friends that can agree to your senseless request?”
“You’re too fit to the role. You look intimidating and smart. Also, you’re the only guy I know that Ara doesn’t. I know we’ve only met twice but I’ll be thankful with you for the rest of my life if you’ll cooperate with me.”
“No means no Jaejoong. And that’s final.”
I’ve decided. The one who will go with me next Friday night is Yunho. But where will I find him? I don’t have his contact number, I don’t know his address. Should I google him? But I don’t know his surname. Is it Park? Han? Song?
I really need a plan. I have to figure out where I should start looking. Think Jaejoong ,think. Where have you met him before. The first meeting was in the gallery. But that was only a one day event, maybe he was just invited there by someone. The next one was the Supreme Prosecutor’s Office. Maybe he works there. Or maybe… Maybe he is the real prosecutor Jung Yunho! I mean his name is also Yunho, and he works at the Prosecutor’s office.
Nah, who am I kidding? Why would a famous prosecutor pretend to be someone else and lie in front of me? I’m so ridiculous.
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“Welcome back to Korea boss. Did you enjoy your stay in America?”
Heechul raised his eyebrow. His secretary will just never learn.
“I told you to remove the formalities Siwon, just call me Heechul.”
“But sir-“
“Enough of that. Anyway, did I miss something in my three month stay in America? How’s my newly hired reporter Park Yoochun?”
His secretary paled at the mention of the young reporter.
“About that, there’s something I needed to tell you.”
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Be prepared for your slow and painful death Jung Yunho -LSM
Lee Soo Man. He was the Lord of all syndicates in Seoul until last two years ago when Yunho proved him guilty of all of his crimes and sentenced him to life imprisonment. Unfortunately he escaped the prison and is now sending threatening letters to the prosecutor.
“Maybe you should hire a bodyguard.”
Yunho crumpled and threw the paper to the trashcan.
“I can protect myself.”
“But what if-“
“I’m fine Leeteuk. You can go now.”
His tone indicated that he is very irritated so Leeteuk quickly bowed his head and ran out of his office. No one dares to talk to the prosecutor when he is pissed off.
Yunho sighed and massaged his temples. He is very tired and he has a lot of problems to deal with. But the surprising thing is that he’s more worried about a certain lying guy than the letters of threat.
Why should he be concerned if Jaejoong will pick up a random guy and embarrass himself in the party if they found out that he is lying. That is not his business anymore. He shouldn’t be thinking about him at this time. He has bigger problems, and one is a threat to his life. He silently thank LSM for being a good distraction to his thoughts.
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I am currently inside the car in the parking lot of the prosecutor’s office waiting for that Yunho guy to appear. I have this gut feeling that we will definitely meet today.
Oh my God there he is! He’s walking towards his car. I’m not a stalker or anything, I am only here to persuade him. Wait why are there bad looking guys approaching him looking like they want a fight or something?
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“Lee Soo Man sure moves fast.”
“You’re coming with us Jung Yunho.”
All of them attacked Yunho at the same time but he skilfully dodge every punch and kick that they give him. He knows he can handle them all but there’s just too many of them so he needs back-up. He was surprised when a car suddenly showed up in front of him.
“Get in! Hurry!”
He hopped into the car and stared at the driver. The bad guys went to their respective cars and started chasing after them but that’s the least on his mind right now. What is Kim Jaejoong doing at his work’s parking lot?
“Are you stalking me?”
Jaejoong disbelievingly looked at him. Here he is, risking his life to save the idiot on his passenger seat just so he can be called a stalker.
“Excuse me?”
“What are you doing in the parking lot of my office? And don’t give me the ‘I was coincidently just passing by’ shit.”
“Can we talk about this later? As you can see, your enemies are after us!”
“Okay, follow my orders, turn left there. And then right here, And then…”
They drove for like 4 hours straight until they finally lost them. They have another problem though, they are in the middle of nowhere and Jaejoong’s car is almost out of gas.
“We have to find a gasoline station.”
Jaejoong rolled his eyes and laughed sarcastically.
“Tell me where you can find a gasoline station that’s in the middle of a creepy forest at this very late hour. I doubt if there’re even houses in here.”
“I’m seeing one right there.”
“That house looks haunted Yunho, let’s find another one.”
“Seriously? How old are you to believe in ghosts?”
That earned him a glare and he chuckled at the murderous expression the other one is making.
“That’s too small to be haunted and we don’t have any choice, this is the only house I’m seeing in here.”
They parked in front of the house and Yunho knocked on the door. They kept on knocking but no one’s answering so they assumed that no one is living there. They were about to go back to the car when the door finally opens and a fragile looking boy appeared behind it.
“May I help you?”
“We need a place to rest. Can we spend the night here? Just say so if there’s a rent, we’ll just pay it.”
“Why are you using that kind of tone Yunho? You’re scaring the kid! Let me talk to him.”
Jaejoong kneeled down so he is at the eye level with the kid.
“Hi sweetie, my name is Jaejoong and that man over there is Yunho. We’re not bad people, we just want someplace to stay for the night because we’re lost. Can you call your parents and asked them if we can spend the night in your humble house?”
The boy nodded and ran to his parent’s room. A woman in her mid 40’s appeared looking irritated and pissed.
“Hi ahjumma, my name is Kim…”
“You should leave. I don’t trust strangers.”
Yunho shoved Jaejoong and faced the woman. He knows that he can persuade the woman better because it’s his forte.
“We’re just here to spend one night, we can pay the rent if…”
The door was shut in Yunho’s face. Jaejoong walked towards the door then started knocking.
“Please ahjumma! We’re newlyweds! We ran away from…”
The door suddenly opened and the woman came out again with a smile on her face.
“You should’ve told me you were newlyweds! Come on in.”
Yunho froze in his place and stared at Jaejoong in disbelief. This Kim Jaejoong has really a lot of surprises in him.
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The woman prepared them hot tea and she demanded them to tell her their love story.
“Yunho’s parents are against our relationship. But our love was stronger than them and that’s why we decided to get married as soon as possible. Unfortunately, his parents found out and hired some guys to chase after us, and that’s how we got here. We’re really sorry for all the trouble Boa ahjumma.”
“It’s fine! It’s fine! Your story reminded me so much of the adventures of me and my husband. In this case, my parents are the one against us and that’s why we’re living here in this forest. We live a simple but happy life and I hope that the two of you will be happy together too. You look so good together.”
Yunho doesn’t know how to react. He doesn’t even know what to do right now. Should he say something and lie like Jaejoong? Or should he deny everything? But that will mean that they won’t have a place to rest for the night. He’s really tired, so the best thing he decided to do is just shut his mouth and agree to whatever Jaejoong is saying.
“This night was supposed to be your honeymoon night and I’m ruining it. You two should rest now, you can sleep at Taemin’s room tonight. Just a warning though, his room has very thin walls so if you’re going to do some exercising, please quiet down a bit because I don’t want to shock my husband. Okay?”
She went back to her room laughing, very amused by the reaction of the two lovebirds at her statement.
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“How are we supposed to fit in there?”
Since the room is a room of a child, the bed’s size is also the size of a child.
“I’ll sleep on the floor.”
Jaejoong shook his head. “The floor is too hard and cold. Your whole body will hurt tomorrow morning.”
Yunho threw the pillow and comforter on the floor. “Then you sleep in there. I’ll take the bed.”
Jaejoong can’t stand Yunho. His first impression of him was that he is a very friendly and approachable person but he knows now that he is wrong, this Yunho guy here is rather cold most of the time.
“I have ways on how we can both fit there. Have you ever heard of planking?”
Yunho’s shocked expression made the other guy blushed.
“No! No! That’s not what I meant! I don’t mean that you should plank on top of me! I just.. I mean we should do planking and lie steadily without moving. I am embarrassing myself right now, am I?”
Yunho chuckled at the other’s adorableness. Jaejoong is always lying but his expressions and choice of words are too honest and innocent. It’s the first time he met someone so… so weird.
“Let’s just sleep sideways, we can fit that way right?”
Jaejoong nodded and they lied on the bed with Jaejoong facing Yunho’s back.
“Yunho? Are you sleeping?”
“Why?”
Yunho’s tone was tired and sleepy. But Jaejoong is curious as to why he was being cornered by a bunch of goons.
“Who are those people? Why are they mad at you?”
“That’s none of your business. Go back to sleep.”
“But…”
“What are you doing in my workplace? Are you stalking me?”
It’s Jaejoong’s turn this time to have a shocked expression.
“Are you stupid? I’m only there because you haven’t agreed with my request yet!”
“Says the stalker.”
“Okay no one is stalking anyone okay? I’m done talking to you.”
Jaejoong turned his back on Yunho. Yunho laughed and turned to face Jaejoong, only to find his back facing him.
“I’m very sorry my wife.”
“Your what?!”
Jaejoong turned to face him and he blushed at the close distance of their faces.
“We’re newlyweds remember?”
“You’re unbelievable. Just thank this genius right here for getting us a bed to sleep.”
Then Jaejoong suddenly get up and nervously stared at Yunho.
“What’s wrong?”
“I just remembered, Boa ahjumma is expecting us to do our honeymoon tonight! And she will find out that we’re lying to her if she doesn’t here any noises!”
Yunho got up too and massaged the bridge of his nose. Is Jaejoong implying what he thinks he’s implying?
“So you mean we should uhmm... I don't really care but yeah you have a point there, we don't have a choice but to have se-”
“We should pretend to moan and pretend that we’re also keeping our voices down.”
Yunho choked at Jaejoong’s suggestion.
“Follow me okay? Ahhh Yunho! More! Faster!”
Yunho’s blood went all to his head. He doesn’t even know what head he is talking about anymore, the north or the south. He’s positive it’s the south one.
“Shut up Jae.”
Jaejoong grabbed his face and whispered in his ear. “Come on, you can also do this. I learned this from the uncensored movie my friend in college forced me to watch.”
Heavens is not really on his side because Jaejoong is not only moaning, he also started bouncing up and down the bed too.
“I’m giving you one last warning Jae, stop.”
But Jaejoong continued whatever he is doing and even started getting into it. Yunho couldn’t take it anymore and smashed their lips together. Jaejoong froze and his eyes widen. When he registered on his mind on what is currently happening, he started to push Yunho off him but the other man was much much stronger than him. When he finally pushed Yunho off, they stared at each other for a while and Jaejoong put his hand on his mouth. His heart is beating like crazy, he was out of breath and his thoughts are in a haze.
“What did you just do?”
Yunho was also surprised by what he did. He was always a man with principles and control. He doesn’t know why but he’s always not himself whenever he is around the other man.
He’s not regretting anything that he’s done. Jaejoong tasted like strawberries, their dessert a while ago and something else, something no food nor flavor can compare.
“I’m only doing what you’re asking me to do. Honeymoon night right? But I’m not good with let’s play pretend. I’m a very realistic person.”
Then he pushed Jae on the bed and climbed over him. He saw Jae’s scared face and then started laughing. Jaejoong pouted and pushed the other man and got up.
“That’s not very funny you know!”
“You should’ve seen your face! It was so hilarious!”
“I don’t care about you anymore! I won’t save you the next time I saw you in danger!”
Jaejoong then turned his back away from him and pretended to sleep.
Pretended to because he can’t stop the rapid beating of his heart.
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A/N: Sorry for the late update guys! College life sucks >_<
Author: chocodip
Beta: messy_doodles
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Romance, Humor, Smut
Summary: Jaejoong never knew that a simple beating the red light can make his life more complicated than a relationship status.
Chapter Four
I have to convince that guy.
What’s so hard with my request? All I’m asking him to do is to attend a party, be there for like thirty minutes and then leave. Well of course he also has to pretend to be Jung Yunho aka my fiancé.
“Why must it be me? Don’t you have any other friends that can agree to your senseless request?”
“You’re too fit to the role. You look intimidating and smart. Also, you’re the only guy I know that Ara doesn’t. I know we’ve only met twice but I’ll be thankful with you for the rest of my life if you’ll cooperate with me.”
“No means no Jaejoong. And that’s final.”
I’ve decided. The one who will go with me next Friday night is Yunho. But where will I find him? I don’t have his contact number, I don’t know his address. Should I google him? But I don’t know his surname. Is it Park? Han? Song?
I really need a plan. I have to figure out where I should start looking. Think Jaejoong ,think. Where have you met him before. The first meeting was in the gallery. But that was only a one day event, maybe he was just invited there by someone. The next one was the Supreme Prosecutor’s Office. Maybe he works there. Or maybe… Maybe he is the real prosecutor Jung Yunho! I mean his name is also Yunho, and he works at the Prosecutor’s office.
Nah, who am I kidding? Why would a famous prosecutor pretend to be someone else and lie in front of me? I’m so ridiculous.
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“Welcome back to Korea boss. Did you enjoy your stay in America?”
Heechul raised his eyebrow. His secretary will just never learn.
“I told you to remove the formalities Siwon, just call me Heechul.”
“But sir-“
“Enough of that. Anyway, did I miss something in my three month stay in America? How’s my newly hired reporter Park Yoochun?”
His secretary paled at the mention of the young reporter.
“About that, there’s something I needed to tell you.”
☮
Be prepared for your slow and painful death Jung Yunho -LSM
Lee Soo Man. He was the Lord of all syndicates in Seoul until last two years ago when Yunho proved him guilty of all of his crimes and sentenced him to life imprisonment. Unfortunately he escaped the prison and is now sending threatening letters to the prosecutor.
“Maybe you should hire a bodyguard.”
Yunho crumpled and threw the paper to the trashcan.
“I can protect myself.”
“But what if-“
“I’m fine Leeteuk. You can go now.”
His tone indicated that he is very irritated so Leeteuk quickly bowed his head and ran out of his office. No one dares to talk to the prosecutor when he is pissed off.
Yunho sighed and massaged his temples. He is very tired and he has a lot of problems to deal with. But the surprising thing is that he’s more worried about a certain lying guy than the letters of threat.
Why should he be concerned if Jaejoong will pick up a random guy and embarrass himself in the party if they found out that he is lying. That is not his business anymore. He shouldn’t be thinking about him at this time. He has bigger problems, and one is a threat to his life. He silently thank LSM for being a good distraction to his thoughts.
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I am currently inside the car in the parking lot of the prosecutor’s office waiting for that Yunho guy to appear. I have this gut feeling that we will definitely meet today.
Oh my God there he is! He’s walking towards his car. I’m not a stalker or anything, I am only here to persuade him. Wait why are there bad looking guys approaching him looking like they want a fight or something?
☮
“Lee Soo Man sure moves fast.”
“You’re coming with us Jung Yunho.”
All of them attacked Yunho at the same time but he skilfully dodge every punch and kick that they give him. He knows he can handle them all but there’s just too many of them so he needs back-up. He was surprised when a car suddenly showed up in front of him.
“Get in! Hurry!”
He hopped into the car and stared at the driver. The bad guys went to their respective cars and started chasing after them but that’s the least on his mind right now. What is Kim Jaejoong doing at his work’s parking lot?
“Are you stalking me?”
Jaejoong disbelievingly looked at him. Here he is, risking his life to save the idiot on his passenger seat just so he can be called a stalker.
“Excuse me?”
“What are you doing in the parking lot of my office? And don’t give me the ‘I was coincidently just passing by’ shit.”
“Can we talk about this later? As you can see, your enemies are after us!”
“Okay, follow my orders, turn left there. And then right here, And then…”
They drove for like 4 hours straight until they finally lost them. They have another problem though, they are in the middle of nowhere and Jaejoong’s car is almost out of gas.
“We have to find a gasoline station.”
Jaejoong rolled his eyes and laughed sarcastically.
“Tell me where you can find a gasoline station that’s in the middle of a creepy forest at this very late hour. I doubt if there’re even houses in here.”
“I’m seeing one right there.”
“That house looks haunted Yunho, let’s find another one.”
“Seriously? How old are you to believe in ghosts?”
That earned him a glare and he chuckled at the murderous expression the other one is making.
“That’s too small to be haunted and we don’t have any choice, this is the only house I’m seeing in here.”
They parked in front of the house and Yunho knocked on the door. They kept on knocking but no one’s answering so they assumed that no one is living there. They were about to go back to the car when the door finally opens and a fragile looking boy appeared behind it.
“May I help you?”
“We need a place to rest. Can we spend the night here? Just say so if there’s a rent, we’ll just pay it.”
“Why are you using that kind of tone Yunho? You’re scaring the kid! Let me talk to him.”
Jaejoong kneeled down so he is at the eye level with the kid.
“Hi sweetie, my name is Jaejoong and that man over there is Yunho. We’re not bad people, we just want someplace to stay for the night because we’re lost. Can you call your parents and asked them if we can spend the night in your humble house?”
The boy nodded and ran to his parent’s room. A woman in her mid 40’s appeared looking irritated and pissed.
“Hi ahjumma, my name is Kim…”
“You should leave. I don’t trust strangers.”
Yunho shoved Jaejoong and faced the woman. He knows that he can persuade the woman better because it’s his forte.
“We’re just here to spend one night, we can pay the rent if…”
The door was shut in Yunho’s face. Jaejoong walked towards the door then started knocking.
“Please ahjumma! We’re newlyweds! We ran away from…”
The door suddenly opened and the woman came out again with a smile on her face.
“You should’ve told me you were newlyweds! Come on in.”
Yunho froze in his place and stared at Jaejoong in disbelief. This Kim Jaejoong has really a lot of surprises in him.
☮
The woman prepared them hot tea and she demanded them to tell her their love story.
“Yunho’s parents are against our relationship. But our love was stronger than them and that’s why we decided to get married as soon as possible. Unfortunately, his parents found out and hired some guys to chase after us, and that’s how we got here. We’re really sorry for all the trouble Boa ahjumma.”
“It’s fine! It’s fine! Your story reminded me so much of the adventures of me and my husband. In this case, my parents are the one against us and that’s why we’re living here in this forest. We live a simple but happy life and I hope that the two of you will be happy together too. You look so good together.”
Yunho doesn’t know how to react. He doesn’t even know what to do right now. Should he say something and lie like Jaejoong? Or should he deny everything? But that will mean that they won’t have a place to rest for the night. He’s really tired, so the best thing he decided to do is just shut his mouth and agree to whatever Jaejoong is saying.
“This night was supposed to be your honeymoon night and I’m ruining it. You two should rest now, you can sleep at Taemin’s room tonight. Just a warning though, his room has very thin walls so if you’re going to do some exercising, please quiet down a bit because I don’t want to shock my husband. Okay?”
She went back to her room laughing, very amused by the reaction of the two lovebirds at her statement.
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“How are we supposed to fit in there?”
Since the room is a room of a child, the bed’s size is also the size of a child.
“I’ll sleep on the floor.”
Jaejoong shook his head. “The floor is too hard and cold. Your whole body will hurt tomorrow morning.”
Yunho threw the pillow and comforter on the floor. “Then you sleep in there. I’ll take the bed.”
Jaejoong can’t stand Yunho. His first impression of him was that he is a very friendly and approachable person but he knows now that he is wrong, this Yunho guy here is rather cold most of the time.
“I have ways on how we can both fit there. Have you ever heard of planking?”
Yunho’s shocked expression made the other guy blushed.
“No! No! That’s not what I meant! I don’t mean that you should plank on top of me! I just.. I mean we should do planking and lie steadily without moving. I am embarrassing myself right now, am I?”
Yunho chuckled at the other’s adorableness. Jaejoong is always lying but his expressions and choice of words are too honest and innocent. It’s the first time he met someone so… so weird.
“Let’s just sleep sideways, we can fit that way right?”
Jaejoong nodded and they lied on the bed with Jaejoong facing Yunho’s back.
“Yunho? Are you sleeping?”
“Why?”
Yunho’s tone was tired and sleepy. But Jaejoong is curious as to why he was being cornered by a bunch of goons.
“Who are those people? Why are they mad at you?”
“That’s none of your business. Go back to sleep.”
“But…”
“What are you doing in my workplace? Are you stalking me?”
It’s Jaejoong’s turn this time to have a shocked expression.
“Are you stupid? I’m only there because you haven’t agreed with my request yet!”
“Says the stalker.”
“Okay no one is stalking anyone okay? I’m done talking to you.”
Jaejoong turned his back on Yunho. Yunho laughed and turned to face Jaejoong, only to find his back facing him.
“I’m very sorry my wife.”
“Your what?!”
Jaejoong turned to face him and he blushed at the close distance of their faces.
“We’re newlyweds remember?”
“You’re unbelievable. Just thank this genius right here for getting us a bed to sleep.”
Then Jaejoong suddenly get up and nervously stared at Yunho.
“What’s wrong?”
“I just remembered, Boa ahjumma is expecting us to do our honeymoon tonight! And she will find out that we’re lying to her if she doesn’t here any noises!”
Yunho got up too and massaged the bridge of his nose. Is Jaejoong implying what he thinks he’s implying?
“So you mean we should uhmm... I don't really care but yeah you have a point there, we don't have a choice but to have se-”
“We should pretend to moan and pretend that we’re also keeping our voices down.”
Yunho choked at Jaejoong’s suggestion.
“Follow me okay? Ahhh Yunho! More! Faster!”
Yunho’s blood went all to his head. He doesn’t even know what head he is talking about anymore, the north or the south. He’s positive it’s the south one.
“Shut up Jae.”
Jaejoong grabbed his face and whispered in his ear. “Come on, you can also do this. I learned this from the uncensored movie my friend in college forced me to watch.”
Heavens is not really on his side because Jaejoong is not only moaning, he also started bouncing up and down the bed too.
“I’m giving you one last warning Jae, stop.”
But Jaejoong continued whatever he is doing and even started getting into it. Yunho couldn’t take it anymore and smashed their lips together. Jaejoong froze and his eyes widen. When he registered on his mind on what is currently happening, he started to push Yunho off him but the other man was much much stronger than him. When he finally pushed Yunho off, they stared at each other for a while and Jaejoong put his hand on his mouth. His heart is beating like crazy, he was out of breath and his thoughts are in a haze.
“What did you just do?”
Yunho was also surprised by what he did. He was always a man with principles and control. He doesn’t know why but he’s always not himself whenever he is around the other man.
He’s not regretting anything that he’s done. Jaejoong tasted like strawberries, their dessert a while ago and something else, something no food nor flavor can compare.
“I’m only doing what you’re asking me to do. Honeymoon night right? But I’m not good with let’s play pretend. I’m a very realistic person.”
Then he pushed Jae on the bed and climbed over him. He saw Jae’s scared face and then started laughing. Jaejoong pouted and pushed the other man and got up.
“That’s not very funny you know!”
“You should’ve seen your face! It was so hilarious!”
“I don’t care about you anymore! I won’t save you the next time I saw you in danger!”
Jaejoong then turned his back away from him and pretended to sleep.
Pretended to because he can’t stop the rapid beating of his heart.
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A/N: Sorry for the late update guys! College life sucks >_<