WTF?

[chocolate_cross]

Hey, Matt, I didn't leave my shirt in your room, did I?  Cuz I can't find it anywhere...and that's the only shirt I have with me.

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[goggles_win]

Er... no. Don't think so. I'm pretty sure I remember you putting it back on afer... that.

[chocolate_cross]

I did? Huh. That's weird. Looks like there's a thief here, guess they must have taken it. Fuck. I need that shirt back...

[goggles_win]

Seems that way. Considering everyone else is reporting missing objects.

Why? You only have one shirt?

[chocolate_cross]

Something like that. And after I set fire to my old headquarters, well...you saw...

[laserisbetter]

♥

[chocolate_cross]

...Either you are the bastard who took my shirt, or you are a pervert who is excited to hear that I'll be walking around half-naked now.

Whichever it is, your heart is disturbing.

[laserisbetter]

I'm neither, actually, although I am sure that you're very attractive, whether your shirt is on or off~ I was just feeling very happy, and decided to share the love~ ♥ ♥ ♥

[chocolate_cross]

Damn right I'm attrac- hey. That is not the point. I don't want your love, thanks. Don't you know that that's how people get STDs? Tch.

[ooc- he's totally half-joking in that last part ^^]