This is bullshit

[chocolate_fiend]

I almost got hit by a car today...AGAIN! Man, I wish I could've gotten that lady's license plate number. I swear it was the last straw. Another better-than-you SUV driver talking on her cell phone. About four years ago...or five...a man named Jeff "Free" Luers bombed four SUVs at the Romania car lot. They shouldn't have put him in jail - they

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[magrusaod]

*nods* I nearly get hit all the time when I wander around here. I give those drives the finger. Let 'em hit me with their tiny plastic cars. I'll sue and take their house.

[chocolate_fiend]

I don't want to sue them. I want to kill them. Suing will only make them (more) disgruntled. lol

[magrusaod]

Ah, but most people can't bear the thought of losing their money and everything they own. Now that, that's torture. Then I can use the money to put up a billboard in front of their house with something that will be sure to piss them off.

[chocolate_fiend]

Oooh that's true...if they lose their money, they won't be able to pay for their stupid cell phones and SUVs, causing them to become pedestrians...and then I can run them over with their own car! Weee!