...I have this totally mystical dream where I think there's something to it - I'm getting some kind of sign and then a celebrity shows up in my dream and ruins the whole thing. I mean, maybe the gods decided that Seth Green would be my new guide, but hell, I hate that. Part of the dream I went to a store (like a botanica) but they had a lot of ( Read more... )

...it might as well be literature. Wolfe Bros. Books downtown, of all places, is where I went after I damn near blew up at work and had to leave so I wouldn't rip people's heads off (okay, truthfully, I was in such bad shape all I wanted to do was hole up into a corner in the dark). So, wee, bought some books. They have paperbacks for a buck.

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Instructions: take the first sentence (or 2) from the first post of each month of 2005. That's your year in review.

( Year in Review )

1. When is the last time you moved ( Read more... )

1. I've always been afraid of alligators
2. People should not talk on cell phones while DRIVING!
3. The one thing I look forward to every day is my daughter.
4. My first meal of the day usually consists of a granola bar
5. It seems like laundry is a never-ending job. (that's because it is ( Read more... )

Oy. I'm blowing off work today to go volunteer at the Salvation Army. And I'm perfectly fine with that. Just thinking about walking into that place (H&D) was making me physically sick. The joint doesn't start hopping until December anyway, so what the hell? They'll just probably pick me to go home anyway since I'm not a good salesperson and after ( Read more... )

So, I'm doing Harry and David again this year. Lemme tell you, it's a huge change from Salvation Army. For one, I find myself not really caring about the rude, pushy, impatient, snot-nosed fucks who call in and are SOO inconvenienced because...oh my god! We're not offering the 2 boxes of chocolates for such and such a price and the so greedy people ( Read more... )

Preachers. Irritate me.

What's the difference between fanatics and then people fanatically ranting about fanatics?

Give it a break already. Honestly.

Or maybe it's just me.

Choose a letter of the alphabet and answer each of the following with a word/group of words that begins with the letter you've chosen ( Read more... )

I awoke today to the sounds of Cyndi Lauper squealing her "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" anthem. I listened for a few mind-numbing seconds before rolling over and shutting off the stereo. Then I just laid there, smirking, 'cuz it's true... I just wanna have fun. But this past week has been anything but fun. I had last night, what can only be described ( Read more... )