Halloween Survival Guide

[chocolatefrog]

There is one simple rule to survive Halloween: stay out of Haddonfield, IL on October 31st.

If this is a problem due to family issues, babysitting responsibilities or just plain because that's where you live, here are a few pointers:

1. Be pure: no sex, no drugs and do your homework.
2. Steer clear from abnormally large men donning bleached William

Comments

[thephantompunch]

lolololol #6
so awkward and so trueeeeee