So.

[chocolatehelps]

As I'm sure you've all gathered from Sirius's panic post from the cabinets, we've had a bit of an undead equine issue as of late

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[prosnogger]

Are your lives always this, er, exciting?

[chocolatehelps]

Honestly, no. There are moments, but mostly it consists of take-out dinner, burnt grilled cheese, tea, and strange additions to the menagerie.

[prosnogger]

You two really are married.

[slobberymongrel]

Not for LONG. That lying, deceitful wanker said my grilled cheese was delicious.

[back_in_b1ack]

How's he doing? It sounded like he might have lost quite a lot of blood.

[chocolatehelps]

He'll be fine. He's got a few band-aids, but that's made bearable by a promise to stop by Tesco later and pick up some with dinosaurs on them.

[back_in_b1ack]

Glad to hear it!

[flaminbackstbbr]

Well, t'least he's still alive.

[chocolatehelps]

Of course he is. He's tough enough that a PMSing undead equine isn't about to take him out that easily.

Plus he had Hector to keep an eye on him.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Well, y'know, normally people who lose a lot of blood can die and he kinda fainted on me. M'glad things are figured out, though.

[slobberymongrel]

I DIDNT FAINT!! SHUT UP!!

[slobberymongrel]

He's bending spoons!! And the crowd is applauding!!

Muggles are SO FUCKING WEIRD!!

[chocolatehelps]

They really are. Who'd have thought they'd be so impressed by bending a bit of metal? And the whole Spirit Guide nonsense? It's like Divination class and making shite up all over again.

[slobberymongrel]

Moony, your spirit guide is a floating bear-flamingo, and her name is Teresa.

[chocolatehelps]

Ah, of course. Will she guide me down the right path in life? Keep me from getting involved with mangy mutts?

[shieldprincess]

I can help you clean up, if you want, Remus.