I RETURN

[chocolatekiller]

ТРАХАНЬЕ ГЛУПЫХ РУССКИХ, КОТОРЫЕ ТАК ТРАХАЮТСЯ, ЗАДЕРЖИВАЛО, ОНИ ЧУВСТВУЮТ, ЧТО ПОТРЕБНОСТЬ ПОХИТИТЬ МЕНЯ К ТРАХАНЬЮ СВИДЕТЕЛЬСТВУЕТ, КОГДА ОНИ, ВОЗМОЖНО, СПРОСИЛИ ПРИЯТНО РАСПУТНИКОВ

FUCKING STUPID RUSSIANS WHO ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED THEY FEEL THE NEED TO KIDNAP ME TO FUCKING TESTIFY WHEN THEY COULD HAVE ASKED NICELY FUCKERS

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ANYWAYI am

Comments

[divine_thong]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Oh Russia...

[chocolatekiller]

Oh, shut up. It was annoying as hell and I hate it there. Not-nice memories and whatnot.

What know you of Russia?

[divine_thong]

I remember going there once... actually, a couple times. It was cold in the middle of April and there was a guy who fixed clocks and an alien. Also I remember a big ol' palace in Petrograd.

[bhk_13]

Kidnapped by law enforcements? Isn't that a little... Backwards?
Welcome back nonetheless.

[chocolatekiller]

Backwards? That's Russia for you~ ♥

Thanks. Although, I have NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE. Small boy you speaks in dots, who are you?

[bhk_13]

Ha. Sorry. My name is Roxas. And you are?

[chocolatekiller]

Pleased to meet you, Roxas. I am MELLO.

You would do well to remember it.

[twilimistress]

Welcome home.

[chocolatekiller]

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Thanks, Midna. It's good to be back. ♥

[twilimistress]

You seem surprised.

[chocolatekiller]

If you recall... when I vanished left, we were not on the best of terms.

Time heals all things, I suppose. How've you been?

[sweetsaredelish]

I had been wondering where you where. I'm glad to here your okay.

[chocolatekiller]

L!! L L L you missed me?? Did you look for me? Near knew where I was did you ask him?

How are you, L??? What have you been up to? Did you catch Light Kira yet??

[sweetsaredelish]

I was concerned of course, you had gone without a word. I knew you where in Russia but Russia is quite the large place and I didn't know why you were there.

I'm okay. My body had been switched with a student named Night. And Watari's car turned into a flamingo. And no I didn't catch Kira yet.

[chocolatekiller]

The Russian FBI people kidnapped me to go and testify as a witness in a murder case and whatnot from a long time ago. It was all very hush-hush because the murderers would put a hit on me and I had to wear a black shawl as I testified and stuff and it was a pain.

Your... body switched...??? and Watari's car...?? The HELL?!?!?!?

...it's good to be back. Sorry I missed it. :D

[x_makube_x]

Welcome back. Excellent timing. I doubt you would have handled the body switching thing very well.

[chocolatekiller]

Are you kidding? That would have been SO COOL!!! Especially if you got someone's body you hated you could pretend to be being all nice and appropriate with it and really be getting lewd tattoos in private places and whatnot!! D'you know whose body Near got?

...oh. And thanks. It's good to be back home.

[x_makube_x]

If you say so. I don't know if he was affected, honestly. I haven't seen him around lately.

[chocolatekiller]

...what?