you'll never save grandpa's farm with that attitude!

[chocolatstrfish]

oh god. this is the crap my grandfather sends me everyday. he knows i don't share any of his political ideologies, but still sends me all this stuff. what i love about this one is that it assumes all people in Saudi Arabia want to kill all Americans

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[oneangrymonkey]

if you don't agree with Bush, maybe you should move to afghanistan.

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[chocolatstrfish]

ha ha ha. too true.
there are only two places in this world...the united states and afghanistan.

bea arthur says "bees!"

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[oneangrymonkey]

my butt just honked again. i nearly knocked you over while doing so.
remember that time the other day when you farted in your sleep?
man, that was funny.

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[chocolatstrfish]

ha ha ha. oh god. how mortifying. i can't believe you told everyone about that. great!
hey, why stop there? why not tell them about the time that bus full of cute boys walked by and i slipped in a puddle, and since all i was wearing was a bathing suit my top flew down and my tampon shot out of me and hit the really cute boy in the head. the force of the blow rendered him unconscious for three weeks.
thanks, todd!
you're such a dick.