more stuff about me than you'd probably ever want to know!
5 words to describe yourself:
1) sarcastic
2) overachieving
3) self-depricating
4) giggly
5) water-proof
5 words to describe your best friend(s):
1) intelligent
2) friendly
3) comedic
4) bright, shiney jewels
5) appreciated
*6* songs you want everyone to hear:
1) NOFX ~ The Longest Line
2) The Rondelles ~ Mission: Irresistible
3) Leslie Gore ~ You Don't Own Me
4) The Beatles ~ She's Leaving Home
5) Nobodys ~ The Jerk
6) Pain ~ Ellen
5 albums you'd sleep with if they weren't so inanimate:
1)Pain ~ Full Speed Ahead
2)Propagandhi ~ Less Talk, More Rock
3)The American Beauty Soundtrack
4)Led Zeppelin ~ II
5)The Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack
5 things you want to learn:
1) how to cut hair professionally.
2) how to write with my right hand.
3) how to play poker.
4) how to like myself.
5) how to make indian food that doesn't taste like ass.
5 places you want to go:
1) Trinidad and Tobago
2) New York City (it's so close. why haven't i gone already?)
3) Nauru
4) Egypt
5) the bottom of the ocean
5 things that make you happy:
1) when a new cosmopolitan issue arrives
2) comments in my journal from people who care
3) new lip gloss
4) smiles from perfect strangers
5) coloring
5 people that you'd like to meet:
1) Conan O Brien
2) Sarah Jessica Parker
3) Tim Curry
4) if they can be dead, Aldous Huxley
5) Betty Friedan
5 movies that you could watch over and over and over:
1) Harriet the Spy
2) Star Wars (yes, even episode one)
3) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
4) Sleeping Beauty
5) anything with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in it. ha ha. eww. "It's Pat!" damn was that movie dumb but HI-larious.
5 qualities in people that annoy you:
1) dishonesty
2) smoking
3) selfishness
4) the need to make people feel inadequate
5) inconsideration
(what do you know, doug has all 5!)
5 foods that you could live off:
1) aloo gobi, a spiciness of 6. (HOLY FUCK! i have some of that in the fridge!)
2) chips and salsa
3) vegan ramen noodles + hot sauce (even if i wasn't poor.)
4) sunflower seeds. ask my roomates. it's a nightmare.
5) strawberry popsicles.
5 things that you drink most frequently:
1) orange soda.
2) cranberry juice. I HATE YOU, KIDNEYS! vile, vile berry!
3) coca cola classic. that's right. none of that "new" coke stuff from the 80s, oh no!
4) mike's hard lemonade. so sour my asshole puckers.
5) lemonade lately. i cannot wait until lent is over. no, that's not true. i will drink a lot LESS soda now, but it sucks to go to restaurants and only have lemonade or water as your options.
6 things that people should know about you:
1) i was raped and molested for most of my childhood. i couldn't even tell my best friends in the world until a year ago. i still can't tell my family.
2) i'm shy, but talkative. this means i generally won't approach you, but if you approach me, i'll talk and talk and talk about anything you like.
3) i wax bikini areas into fun shapes like turtles, stars, christmas trees, et cetera in my spare time.
4) i'm a "recovering" bulimic/anorexic.
5) if i had the money, i'd get tons of plastic surgery and become a new person.
6) i value intelligence more than anything. that probably comes from being one of those "she's-not-so-cute-to-look-at" girls who has to make up for it by trying to be smart
5 things that you talk most about:
1) sex and the city.
2) heartbreak.
3) hippopotamuses.
4) school.
5) tv/movies.
5 television shows everybody must watch:
1) Sex and the City
2) Temptation Island (it's so awful you can't pry yourself away!)
3) Six Feet Under
4) The Simpsons.
5) The Sopranos.
5 things you want to be when you grow up:
1) bikini waxer
2) archaeologist
3) simpsons historian
4) history teacher
5) cartoonist
5 things that people would be surprised to know about you:
1) i collect bonne bell lip gloss. i have over 100.
2) i LOVE pop music
3) i have seen every episode of Sex and the City, and own seasons one and two. season three is being pre-ordered as we speak.
4) I am in love with that "I'm Real" song with j-lo and ja rule
5) i can finish almost any simpsons quote you can throw at me, and i can normally tell you what episode it is from viewing either the opening couch sketch or the first minute of the show.
1) sarcastic
2) overachieving
3) self-depricating
4) giggly
5) water-proof
5 words to describe your best friend(s):
1) intelligent
2) friendly
3) comedic
4) bright, shiney jewels
5) appreciated
*6* songs you want everyone to hear:
1) NOFX ~ The Longest Line
2) The Rondelles ~ Mission: Irresistible
3) Leslie Gore ~ You Don't Own Me
4) The Beatles ~ She's Leaving Home
5) Nobodys ~ The Jerk
6) Pain ~ Ellen
5 albums you'd sleep with if they weren't so inanimate:
1)Pain ~ Full Speed Ahead
2)Propagandhi ~ Less Talk, More Rock
3)The American Beauty Soundtrack
4)Led Zeppelin ~ II
5)The Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack
5 things you want to learn:
1) how to cut hair professionally.
2) how to write with my right hand.
3) how to play poker.
4) how to like myself.
5) how to make indian food that doesn't taste like ass.
5 places you want to go:
1) Trinidad and Tobago
2) New York City (it's so close. why haven't i gone already?)
3) Nauru
4) Egypt
5) the bottom of the ocean
5 things that make you happy:
1) when a new cosmopolitan issue arrives
2) comments in my journal from people who care
3) new lip gloss
4) smiles from perfect strangers
5) coloring
5 people that you'd like to meet:
1) Conan O Brien
2) Sarah Jessica Parker
3) Tim Curry
4) if they can be dead, Aldous Huxley
5) Betty Friedan
5 movies that you could watch over and over and over:
1) Harriet the Spy
2) Star Wars (yes, even episode one)
3) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
4) Sleeping Beauty
5) anything with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in it. ha ha. eww. "It's Pat!" damn was that movie dumb but HI-larious.
5 qualities in people that annoy you:
1) dishonesty
2) smoking
3) selfishness
4) the need to make people feel inadequate
5) inconsideration
(what do you know, doug has all 5!)
5 foods that you could live off:
1) aloo gobi, a spiciness of 6. (HOLY FUCK! i have some of that in the fridge!)
2) chips and salsa
3) vegan ramen noodles + hot sauce (even if i wasn't poor.)
4) sunflower seeds. ask my roomates. it's a nightmare.
5) strawberry popsicles.
5 things that you drink most frequently:
1) orange soda.
2) cranberry juice. I HATE YOU, KIDNEYS! vile, vile berry!
3) coca cola classic. that's right. none of that "new" coke stuff from the 80s, oh no!
4) mike's hard lemonade. so sour my asshole puckers.
5) lemonade lately. i cannot wait until lent is over. no, that's not true. i will drink a lot LESS soda now, but it sucks to go to restaurants and only have lemonade or water as your options.
6 things that people should know about you:
1) i was raped and molested for most of my childhood. i couldn't even tell my best friends in the world until a year ago. i still can't tell my family.
2) i'm shy, but talkative. this means i generally won't approach you, but if you approach me, i'll talk and talk and talk about anything you like.
3) i wax bikini areas into fun shapes like turtles, stars, christmas trees, et cetera in my spare time.
4) i'm a "recovering" bulimic/anorexic.
5) if i had the money, i'd get tons of plastic surgery and become a new person.
6) i value intelligence more than anything. that probably comes from being one of those "she's-not-so-cute-to-look-at" girls who has to make up for it by trying to be smart
5 things that you talk most about:
1) sex and the city.
2) heartbreak.
3) hippopotamuses.
4) school.
5) tv/movies.
5 television shows everybody must watch:
1) Sex and the City
2) Temptation Island (it's so awful you can't pry yourself away!)
3) Six Feet Under
4) The Simpsons.
5) The Sopranos.
5 things you want to be when you grow up:
1) bikini waxer
2) archaeologist
3) simpsons historian
4) history teacher
5) cartoonist
5 things that people would be surprised to know about you:
1) i collect bonne bell lip gloss. i have over 100.
2) i LOVE pop music
3) i have seen every episode of Sex and the City, and own seasons one and two. season three is being pre-ordered as we speak.
4) I am in love with that "I'm Real" song with j-lo and ja rule
5) i can finish almost any simpsons quote you can throw at me, and i can normally tell you what episode it is from viewing either the opening couch sketch or the first minute of the show.