Comments | chodan: So much chili, so little air freshener

chodan

So much chili, so little air freshener

Feb 17, 2001 18:45

Today, MerkelKart, Wagumz, me, and the heart and soul of RTK partook in Springfield's proudest competition, the 20th annual Sertoma Chili cook off. For those millions of you who are raped of your right to be a part of this extravaganza do to distance, time constraint, weak stomach, or ethical standards, I mourn for you. If you're interested in how ( Read more... )

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I apologize for you jsol February 18 2001, 14:29:12 UTC

I am writing purely out of the desire to see if I can't get this straight. How does one go about having a huge fetish of Nascar, Battlebots, and the Eagles, and yet somehow find no fault, whatsoever, in this chili/beer bonanza? Now, call me radical, but I see these things as going hand and hand. I feel lucky that I wasn't present for this fiasco, which is obviously Missouri's answer to white trash competition. Moving on, I see you, guy, as having a major problem on your hands. You not only pick and choose what you see as socially acceptable, being extremely hypocritical along the way, you also choose to eat large quantities of Mexican food (i.e., 7 fajitias and/or bowls of chili.) My advice, invest in some air freshener and re-evaluate your position in life. For this journal entry I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

holy shit...is this guy serious mofuckin February 18 2001, 15:31:15 UTC

What in the hell was that all about...can't this guys see that in our little dreams that we have..all we want to do is fucking eat chili and drink beer...wow...this guy calls this event Missouri's white trash competition...hmmm...whereas he is fucking his 300 pound ebony girlfriend that has hair envading her upper lip like no other..and needless to say the stinch of raw tuna...hmmm...lets ponder on that for a while...

Re: holy shit...is this guy serious jsol February 18 2001, 15:54:52 UTC

You, my friend, deserve an apology. Not from me, but from God. I don't know what kind of sick joke he was playing when he created you, but I find it totally unfair, not just to you, but to the human race as a whole. When responding to the initial journal entry, it never even once crossed my mind that someone like you, a person of such limited intelligence and character, could be offended in the crossfire. I now see the error of my ways. I assure you that my comments were not meant to be questioning the acts of people like yourself, but only to those bearing any resemblance whatsoever to a functioning human. I understand that it is the little things, such as this, that make your existence somewhat tolerable. In essence, I apologize for any misunderstanding I may have caused, and urge you to go buy a forty and injest a spicy bowl of flavored beef.

Wow...Chodans friend... mofuckin February 18 2001, 16:28:31 UTC

Hello...I am sorry for what I have said last time..I had no idea that you new Cory..I have been friends with Cory for a pretty long time. Sorry...but about the forty...hmmm...I would love for you to buy me one so that I can indulge in it...that's all for now...and about the 300 pound ebony girlfriend...props to you...you prolly have some buff boyfriend that would kick me ass...haha...enough for now...

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