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[choffman]

Some of the larger aquatic species mate by penis fencing, a duel in which each tries to impregnate the other, and the loser adopts the female role of developing the eggs.

In the next life, I'm coming back as a Pseudobiceros bedfordian.

Comments

[meloncheck]

W--what

That's. That's just.

C, that's baller.

[choffman]

Actually, I really wish humans did this. That would be so good.

[meloncheck]

What kind of animal is this?

It sounds amazing.

[choffman]

It is a flatworm. Our distant cousins in the animal kingdom, waaaay off to the left of the vertebrate animals, but if you reach jellyfish you've gone too far.

[rosicrucian]

As long as it's not a bedbug, it's all good.

[choffman]

Nah, that'll be the life after that one.

I also have vague aspirations of becoming a fungus of some sort.

[rosicrucian]

IDK, bedbug lives make the thug life look good. I certainly don't want to randomly be stabbed to death by penii. Sounds like Hyenas but worse.

Fungus wouldn't be bad.

[choffman]

Well they don't actually kill each other. It's just a mating duel.

[choffman]

Sounds sexy, no? I would do it.

[choffman]

More like purposefully throw the match to be the sub.

[nyxmidnight]

...

well that would make human relationships more interesting. If possible.

[choffman]

Sadly, I think if humans did work like this it would be my ideal.

[nyxmidnight]

DON'T FENCE ME BRO.

[choffman]

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU CAN'T FIGHT LIKE A MAN?

[phaseonehundred]

ahahaha, that's fucking awesome.

[choffman]

I know. This should be the next olympic sport.

[phaseonehundred]

Yes!

Who would you place your bet on?