( lights out )

( the money goes into my piggy bank )

to whoever is reading this:

please be cool, just be cool, and tell what the fuck kinda animal was in my backyard because i dont know and i wanna know if its safe to touch because it looked fuzzy and kind

( are you ready )

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me: do you have any gum?
steve: no
me: i don't believe you
steve: all i have is my wallet
me: it's ok

( i'll just chew on the leather )

it's halloween and a black cat crossed my path like 20 minutes ago

( sweet quiz )

i just had about 5 glasses of fluids in like half an hour
and im still unbelievably thirsty
i think thats a sign of diabetes
thats a sign of your face

( moles oles shans hans )

hannah melissa shanele and me were 80s girls last night
happy birthday kelly<333

( sex on the beach )