i'm back from boLEEEEEEEEEVIA. and now i have to go to summer prep school starting friday.

so basically, my 10 day summer vacation was spent in a third world country sniffing people who haven't bathed in ( fill in blank. be realistic).

shit!

i god do i love making people squirm.

pink elephant?

i can't believe you.

meet candy and greasy. they are asian blow-up dolls, who own wonderful voice boxes in 5 different languages and really like tight spaces. they are my only friends.

journal under construction.

excuse the mess, and watch your step. there's shit everywhere.

i have a feeling this summer is going to be uber-short.

why do parents refuse to let you do anything but don't have any excuse as to why they won't let you do anything? if there was a good reason, i'd understand. but when they're inhibiting me just for the heck of it, well...i'll just have to smother them in their sleep.

i was innocently looking at myspaces when i came across a picture of two naked guys kissing each other. (their shlongs were hidden though. beacuse they were that close to each other)it was sooooo hott. but i looked away pretty quick(being the prude i am) but also because i just felt suddenly guilty for staring at two naked guys....omg, omg. must... ( Read more... )

i am in such a bad mood right now. and i keep eating. i hate it! all i can do is keep adding more one-sentence entries in this stupid journal, waiting like a fucking kid at christmas a little comment or two, because in reality people ignore me and don't care at all. i hate this! i hate it. my blood sucks!

i'm getting bored. i need to do something new. maybe with someone new.

i'm just a silly little girl. maturity is the least of things i need right now.

i need...fun. faster heartbeat.

bum-bump, bum-bump!

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