im never cooking eggs again

[chokingchicken]

alrite ppl i was in the fucking kitchen and i was cooking eggs (of course i fucked them up)and when i was done i lifted the freying pan and some on the oil stuff fell on the stove and caught on fire and i juss looked @ it for like a min and i turned cause i thought a bowl was on fire so pretty much i juss looked @ the fire and said w/e im lucky the

Comments

[xwonder_fulx]

Well, you fucked them up because most likely you were stoned..

lmfao

[elmoslover07]

you are such a jackass...j/p <3 lol no but really lay off the crack!