******the basics******
1. Full name: Mike Thomas Joyce
2. Birthday: june 28th, 1987
3. Location: San Mateo
4. Where else have u lived: the city, hillsbourgh, Burlingame, other sanmateo house
5. School/mascot/colors: hillsdale/knight/red and light blue
6. Zodiac sign: cancer
7. Shoe size: 13
8. Height: 6’11
9. Are your parents tall: dad is, mom is short
10. Pets: sophie
11. Siblings: tony, 15, laura, 11
12. Eye color: blue
13. Hair color: brown
14. Hair lenth: short, but kinda getting long (couple inches?)
15. Ever died ur hair?: no
16. What color?: none
17. Grade: 11th
18. Are u good in school?: yep. To most standards
19 Hobbies: driving, I don’t know..
20. Nicknames: joyce
21. What languages do you speak? english
22. Do you play sports? wrestling
23. Where were you born? kaiser
24. Are you a night or a morning person? Both actually.
25. Are you ticklish? In no way at all.
26. Do you believe in God? no
27. Do you have any other screen names?: used to have many
28. What are they?: well I don’t use em. I make em to be funny and shit. And ol shamuckmcduck :D
29. Do you have braces?: used to
30. Do you have glasses/ contacts?: nope, neither
getting personal
31. What do you want to be when you grow up? Probably something with engineering
32. What was the worst day of your life? A personally tramatizing experience in 6th grade that officially unassociated me with the jocks, leading to d&d and magic. *tear, I could have been a basketball player,
33. What is your most embarrassing story? The middle school twinky confrontation with jimmy something. Asshole. Fuck him up today.
34. What has been the best day of your life? Hm. Nothing stands out to me. I think a show at b-street I felt really really good about myself.
35. What comes first in your life? Future. Right now at least
36. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? No gf, and come on im a guy we have hella crushes ALL the time.
37. What are you most scared of? Fucking up REEEALLY badly. Like fail out of school or something.
38. If you had an extra set of eyes were would you put them? My hand? So I could like put up somewhere and see and not look like im looking
39. What do you usually think about before you go to bed? I plan out conversations that just don’t happen
40. What do you regret the most?: my extreme shyness and weight :/
41. If you could be anything without consequences, what would u be?: a little vague.. A fucking god, yeeeah. haha
favorites
42. Movie: I think kill bill or donny darko or eternal sunshine. And I love brave heart too
43. Song: seven cents/hcl
44. Band/group: bright eyes at home, blood brothers/refued for social shit, and brooke and hcl locally.
45. Store: pac sun and buffalo exchange on haight
46. Relative: my stoner cousin, marty, who you might see at Laura wood jamba juice (they call him jamba joyce.. How cool is that)
47. Sport: wrestling and irishfootball
48. Vacation spot: ireland
49. Ice cream flavor: cake batter with m&m
50. Fruit: peach and banana
51. Candy: abba zaba and reeses
52. Car: gto, mustang, nova. And my lovely explorer. Fords mostly, gotta have acceleration
53. Class: physics and precalc.
54. Holiday: xmas and 4th of july (aim’s sunglasses face here.. Good times)
55. Day of the week: sat.
56. Color: yellow and black
57. Magazine: rolling stone
58. Name for a girl: I dunnno, those irish names for English ones are cool, like asing for Ashley. Gaelic pronouciation is tight.
59. Name for a boy: mike duh! And tom. Short catholic names. Traditional ones that youd be afraid of, like from george carlin.
60. Sports team: who cares? I guess id like to see sf teams win, but I like the ny giants for some reason.
61: Month: may and june
62. Man athlete: fuck em
63. Female athlete: fuck em
64. Actress: hm I don’t have any pref.
65. Actor: eh I don’t know
66. Tv show: 70‘s show and chappelles show. YEEEYEA
67. Web site: consumptionjunction.com I know its horrible
68. Animal: fuck em :D
69. E-mail buddy: who emails nowadays
70. Joke: what did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares theyre both fat! Im fucked up I know
71. Saying: anything from the lil jon sketch. OOOKAY, and fuck em
72. Word: yeeyeah.
73. Brand of shoes: vans and asics
74. Radio station: 107.7 mostly, but 106.1 and them all when others are in
75. Room in your house: my room.
76. Concert you have been to: EEK. I don’t know
77. Cd: bright eyes, lifted..
78. President: kennedy. What a playa
79. Salad: ceaser with no cheese
80. Meat: anything that’s uh meat. hahha
81. Pizza topping: sausage
82. State: NY and cal
83. City: SF, NYC, Boston, Prague (looks tight!)
84. Lake: waterdog :D uhm Tahoe I think. Or clear lake is tight too
85. Ocean: pac
86. Place to be: Ireland and b-town :D
87. Smell: not ass?
88. Sound: hardcore driving at night
89. Taste: peanut butter
90. Feeling: next question?
91. College: nyc, uc santa cruz
92. Number: 13, 17, 138
93. Book: vice guide to everything
94. Vacation spot: marin-ish
95. Grandma: mom’s mom. Shes tight J
96. Grandpa: both dead, but my moms dad used to pop his fake teeth out to scare my then 2 year old sister, so hes tight the best in my books
97. Cereal: totally captain crunch
*~*~not so favorite~*~*
98. Car: half trucks half suvs
99. Color: dark purple
100. Teacher: stewart :/ an that whore olmos!
101. Class: Spanish
102. Day of the week and why: wednsday
103. Holiday: val day
104. Season: all are good/bad but I think winter
105. Month: nov
106. Sport: baseball to watch
107. Sports team: no care
108. Male athlete: Tyson. Who cares about boxers?
109. Female athlete: fuck em
110. Movie: none
111. Actress: none Anna Nicole Smith?
112. Actor: Aston..
113. T.V. Show: soaps
114. Web site: i dont noe
115. Food: none I know.. Eggs?
116. Drink: wine
117. Band: none
118. Male singer: dunno
119. Female singer: none
120. Animal: pigions. Die whores
121. Store: anything in la that isn’t chain.
122. Video rental store: none
123. E-mail buddy: none
124. Joke: none
125. Saying: actually saying el oh el or jay kay
126. Word: faggot in a seriously offending way
127. Brand of shoes: ugs
128. Radio station: none
129. Room in your house: lauras room
130. Concert you have been to: soo many..
131. Cd: I don’t know lots of disappointing ones
132. President: hm. HMMM.
133. Salad: no care
134. Meat: corned cabbage.. Sorry carissa. And some fucknig gross fish
135. Pizza topping: none
136. State: Alaska. Or Israel..
137. City: this parts lame
138. Lake: lame
139. Ocean: lame
140. Place to be: driving around waiting for ANYONE to do something and being unhappy about it
141. Smell: wrestling
142. Sound: chaukboards
143. Taste: viniger
144. Feeling: riiight before throwing up. But after is nice :D
145. Letter: W
146. Date: who cares
147. Book: rumors of peace
148. Vacation spot: white trash places up north
149. Grandma: neither
150. Grandpa: both dead
151. Cereal: special k
in the past 24 hours have you
152. Had a serious talk? no
153. Hugged someone? yeah
154. Fought with a friend? no
155. Cried? nope
156. Laughed? yes
157. Made someone laugh? yeah
158. Bought something? no..
159. Cut your hair? nope
160. Felt stupid? Now and then
161 talked to someone you love? Hm. nope
162. Missed someone? Kind of
have you ever...
163. Done drugs? HM. I. DON’T. KNOW. yes
164. Eaten an entire box of oreos? uh no. over about 3 days yes
165. Been dumped? yeah
166. Had someone be unfaithful to you? Laura I guess
167. Watched punky brewster? On I love the 80s
168. Hiked a mountain? Uh no, hills yes
169. Stayed home on saturday night, just because? Better be a good just because
170. Been in love? Nah not really yet
171. Seen the white house? yea
172. Seen the eiffel tower? no
173. Tried smoking? Nope. Never in my long life, have I EVER smoked a cigarette, cigar, cigarillo, pipe tobacco, weed, or oxycodin. Ever.
174. Drank alcohol? Yeah, not often nowadays
175. Smoked marijuana? Yea used to
176. Played monopoly? Yeah I love it
178. Seen titanic? Yea its one of those things ya had to do in lik 98 or whatever it was
179. Kissed someone? yea
180. French kissed someone? yea
181. Lost your virginity? Moving on
182. Rollerbladed? yes
183. Jumped on a trampoline? yeah
184. Visited another country? yupp
185. Colored in a coloring book(and had fun)? yeah ! Not in 12 years, but yea
186. Had a bubble bath? Yea I like em
187. Been on a plane? yea
188. Been on a boat? yep
189. Been on a train? yea
190. Been in a car accident? No. I ran into a tree at Laura wood though :D
191. Ridden an elephant? nope
192. Made a web page? yeah
193. Played with barbies? no
194. Stayed up all night? yeah
195. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? yep
196. Broken a bone? Kinda- my mom said I broke my collerbone being born
197. Called a physchic or sex hotline? no
198. Watched jerry springer? every time I stay home sick
199. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? In olmos’s
200. Been afraid of the dark? Not really
201. Been in the hospital(not visiting)? no
202. Had stitches? no
203. Dumped someone and regretted it? no
204. Went out with more than one person at a time? no
205. Lied? Nothing too serious
206. Been arrested? Got taken home by cops with alc poisoning, but not arrested
207. Fallen asleep in class? In some testing things. Not often
208. Used food for something other than to eat? I used to spike my hair with knox geletin
209. Met a celebrity? FAT MIKE :D
210. Broken the law? Nothing too criminal
211. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? No
212. Hated yourself? Pieces of me
213. Been brokenhearted? Not too badly
214. Broken someone’s heart? Thatd be kinda nice.. But no
215. Wanted to kill someone? no
216. Fell off a chair?: yep
217. Lap danced? given or recieved? Neither
218. Been in a fist fight? Kicked some ass
219. Been in a cat fight? I have a dick sorry
do you
220. Like to give hugs? Yea it’s a California thing
221. Like to walk in the rain? Yea its good with people. And over all.
222. Sleep with or without clothes on? shorts
223. Prefer black or blue pens? black
224. Dress up on halloween? Kind of
225. Have a job? Used to do constuction with my dad, but I need a good one now :/
226. Like to travel? Yea but its always with fam
227. Like someone? do they know? A couple, and no
228. Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Side and back, hell all 3
229. Think your attractive? Eh no
230. Want to marry? who? Yea I think im the marrying type.
231. Have a goldfish? Mine fucking died. My sisters are still alive.. After 2 years >: (
232. Ever have the falling dream? Not that I remember
233. Have stuffed animals?
234. Go on vacation? Summer time
*~*~other~*~*
235. Do you belive in the horoscopes: in no way
236. Do you like your handwriting: I like how its famously illegible
237. If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: no clue. Fat mike but not so stupid
238. What superhero would you be: kinda like wolverine with a better attitude
239.Do you have any piercings: none
240. Any tattoos: not any for now
241. If so where: no where.
242. If not, where and what do you want: maigh eo county seal and joyce seal somewhere. Nothing on the neck or forearms. Gotta be presentable when im fucking rich.
243. Are you picky: pretty much never
244. What makes you cry: I havent cried since I was born baby. Fuck I don’t know
245. What makes you mad: people who cant take hints and fuck off
246. What do you think of eminem: white trash, but seems to be doing aiight for a fuck up
247. Who do you admire: I dunno
248. Do you like cartoons: adult swim yo
249. Do you believe in the devil: no. if so, its addiction or personal shit
250. What is the one place you have to visit before you die: eastern Europe
251.What did you do today: hung with the Belmont girls, carissa (first time a week), Dylan, eric, and ben. And went to school. Testing blah.
252. Where do you work: nowhere. Looking at vinyl..
253. Do you even have a job you lazy bum: no
254. Are your 'rents lame: nah theyre rockin
255. Do you own a miniskirt: ha. no
256. Do you floss: never have
257. What is the farthest your have traveled: Ireland or England as a stopover
258. Who is a diva: whatever
259. What kind of shampoo do you use: I think herbal essences
260. What about conditioner: makes it to flat and kiddy like
261. Do you use big words to sound smart: sometimes, but only cause I AM smart
262. When you get mad, do you swear a lot: I swear all the time
263. Got milk: only with chocolate or cereal
264. Do you have a magic 8 ball: no
265. Name something that comes in threes: bic 3 packs.
266. Ever worn black nail polish: no
267. Do you have hairy arms: yea but not too dark
268. How many sheets are on your bed: just a comforter
269. Whats under your bed: hella old shit
270. Do you have your own tv and vcr: tv in my room. rocking
271. Do you believe in fate: no
272. Do you see dead people: no
273. Are you a good speller: yese.
274. What is your lucky charm: none
275. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: park in a drive way. Fucking east coasters
276. Do you like little kids: some
277. Are you talented: for somethings
278. If so, how: music and shit
279. Ever hugged a tree: no
280. Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: that’s so lame.. but yes
281. Do you ever steal anything from hotels: those bathrobes
282. Ever seen a ghost: no
283. How about an alien: no
284. Do you beleive in either of them: ghosts no, aliens, not in a million years, but somewhere something might be up
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285. Abortion: all gravy
286. Bill clinton: did hella good shit, and I don’t care bout that cow
287. Smoking: ok for weekends and social sits
288. Eating disorders: kinda sad.
289. Rap: for driving and pleasing the girls. And lil jon haha
290. Jerry springer: fucked up exploitation of white trash and ghetto blacks
291. Suicide: for the weak. Its mean but its true.
292. South park: brilliant that something so shitty looking is so good for so long
293. Summer: getting fucked up and so much socializing
294. Tattoos: good some of the time. Not too much. Especially not on girls.
295. Peircing: for girls.
296. Make-up: discretely
297. Drinking: all in moderation
298. Guys: a lot of dicks, but pretty fun people
299. Girls: ;)
what do you think when you hear this name:
300. Jennifer: prude. I don’t know why
301. Leah: white trash
302. Megan: los angeles
303. Brandon: lemesh the geek haha
304. Christina: agulira. Skanky but tight
305. Angela: hot.
306. Courtney: whore
307. Jeff: meth
308. Mike: ME
309. Nikki: blaiz’s mom
310. Ryan: wine stain and gland problem with aggression
311. Lauren: christen
312. Derek: a hot girls brother
313. Lisa: levy? I don’t know
314. Kristie: FAT
315. Matt: spady. Hes tight.
316. Holly: a tree
317. Jackie: brown
318. Cait: Caitlin/A.A.
319. Caroline: mambos former thaaang.
320. Joseph: the carpender
321. Sebb: egyptian
322. Patrick: Salazar JR. heh
323. Erin: dros former whore
*~*~your friends~*~*
333. Friends: yea I got my share
334. Best friend: carissa probably. Or caitlin
335. Spend most time with: carissa and hillsdale people. Belmont girls on weekends and as often as possible
336. Best house: Rachel and my own. And mambos lil basement thing
337. Funniest: stefi
338. Smartest: dro or phil
340. Strongest: blaiz/eric
341. Most athletic: were all kind of lazy :D
342. Knows you the best: btown girls tell me that a lot :D
343. Most outgoing: caitlin
344. Most shy: Dylan or D.D.
345. Always negative: Mambo and d.d.
346. Which one let the dogs out: that’s so gay, for lack of a better word
347. Most trustworthy: dro I think
348. Most fun to be with: Belmont girls
349. Biggest flirt: carissa. And Caitlin’s a tease all the time to every guy ever
350. Best dressed: we’re all messy :P
351. Best eyes: Me and Carissa.
352. Most depressed: mambo, I bet
353. One to gossip with: carissa
354. Sweetest: Jenna
355. Who has the best room: mambo
356. Who follows you: everyone in my car
357. Who do you follow: a don’t know, a few
358. Who do you pretend to like but cant stand: keinan and Danielle Duncan
359. Do you make friends easily: no
360. Are you intimidated by any of your friends: some
361. If u were stranded on a desert island then who, out of your friends, would u want to be there with u: just one? Hmm I think I know. You wont. Just think its you.
362.Who do u think would help u the most if u were in trouble: ms carissa
363. Who do u think would risk their life to save yours: no clue. None probably. Someone might say it but I doubt it
364. Who is the most popular: mambo gets around.
365. Who is the most unpopular: I dontk now
366.Who do u want to go to college with: dro and jon drinan and caitlin
367. Who do u wish could be part of your family: caitlin
368. Who is the biggest junk food junkie: me prob.
369. Who would do anything for 1 million bucks: I think all of us
370. Who do u think has the nicest siblings: jon’s bro rocks.
371. Who do u think has the nicest mom: dro
372. Who do u think has the nicest dad: mambo
373. Who do you have the most inside jokes with: carissa and dro
*~*~which way would you spell it~*~*
374. Megan or meghan: megan
375. Lacey or lacy: fuck em both
376. Steven or stephen: Steven
377. Kurt or curt: kurt
378. Caryn or karen: karen
379. Mark or marc: Mark
380. Brandi or brandy: brandi
381. Eric or erik: Eric
382. Corrine or carine: carine
383. Kari or carrie: Carrie
384. Jackie or jackqui: Jackie
385. Deseray or desirae: fuck both
386. Jayde or jade: jade
387. Amy or aimee: Amy
388. Bradi or brady: brady
389. Chelsea or chelsey: chelsea
390. Katelyn or kaitlyn: Caitlin actually
391. Ashley or ashleigh: aslign act. Or ashley
392. Geoffrey or jeffrey: jeffrey. But Geoph sound so damn cool to pronouce with a g to piss them off
393. Their or there: both?
394. Two, too, or to: this is stupid
395. Here or hear: anyway. This is a dumb section with white trash names
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396. Pierced nose or tongue? nose
397. Be serious or funny? funny
398. Single or taken? single
399. Simple or complicated? simple
400. Law or anarchy? law
401. Mtv or vh1? mtv
402. 7th haven or dawson’s creek? neither
403. Sugar or salt? sugar
404. Silver or gold? silver
405. Tongue or belly button ring? tongue
406. Chocolate or flowers? flowers
407. Angels or miracles? Not god
408. Color or black-and-white photos? B&w
409. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
410. M&m’s or skittles? M&M
411. Rap or rock? rock
412. Stay up late or sleep in? up late
413. Tv or radio? tv
414. Hot or cold? cold
415. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? A bit shorter
416. Sun or moon? moon
417. What time is it? 10:36pm
418. Diamond or ruby? diamond
419. Left or right? right
420. 10 acquaintances or 1 bestfriend? 1 bestfriend
421. Vanilla or chocolate? choc
422. Kids or not? Yea later maybe
423. Cat or dog? dog
424. Half empty or half full? half full
425. Mustard or ketchup? ketch
426. Newspaper or magazine? news
427. Spring or fall? spring
428. Give or receive? give
429. Rain or snow? rain
430. Lace or satin? satin
431. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? lifetime of friendship, with some hot sex with that friend. Like a wife?? hahha
432. Happy or sad? happy
433. Corduroy or plaid? Neither, stripped bitch
434. Wonder or amazement? amazement
435. Sneakers or sandals? sneakers
436. Mcdonalds or burger king? Taco bell. muhah
437. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.. But not NOT blondes.
438. Mexican or italian food? mex
439. Lights on or off? off
440. Duct tape or scotch tape? duct
441. Candy or soda? candy
442. A house in the woods or the city? city
443. Pepsi or coke? Diet coke
444. Nike or adidas? adidas
<333*~*~love life~*~* <333
445. Do you have a crush: yeah i guess
446. Whats his or her name: woah people read this shit. Im too bashful :D
447. How old are they: see 446
448. How long have you liked him or her: god I.. Damnit. This sucks
449. If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: no one that famous
450. If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: same
451. What is the biggest turn off: conceited
452. What is the biggest turn on: really into me and helllla sweet. Innocent too
453. Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: dumped :/
454. Do you think there is a person for everyone: no.
455. If yes, do you know who yours is: nope
456. Where is the best place to be kissed: temple as a lil peck. I don’t know why
457. Where is the most romantic place to take a date: snow cabin
458. Do you believe in love at first sight: no
459. Have you ever been in love: nah n
460. What do you think love is: no clue right now, but someone you could be with for 40 years and still want to sleep in the same bed
470. Do you have a b/f or g/f: nope
471. Do you want one: yeah
472. How long have you been together: none!
473. What do you like about your crush or b/f, g/f: Hes hott and athletic and sexii hehe
474. When was your first kiss: between 8th and fresh
<3* 4 girls only!!*<3
475. What do you look for in a guy?
476. Tough or hardcore guys?
477. Sweet or innocent guy?
478. Smart or athletic guys?
488. Favorite cologne on a guy?
489. Best gift a guy could give?
490. Flowers. . . Sweet or wasteful?
491. Sweetest guy you know?
****4 guys only ****
492. What do you look for in a girl? Someone to be hella sweet and campy and weird with. :D
493. Describe your dream girl: someone who I was tight with for a while then we hung alone hella and we got into talking about how perfect the other was. God im a woman.
494. Long hair or short hair on a girl? Long
495. Strait or curly hair on a girl? Straight or a lil waving
496. Best gift a girl could give?
497. Favorite perfume on a girl?
498. Would you go out with an older girl?
499. Girls with long or short nails?
500. Sweetest girl you know?
~*~*~past~*~*~
501. First grade teacher's name: ms wenburg
502. Last word you said: laugh, or fucking mosquitos
503. Last song you sang: rx bandits
504. Last meal you ate: tacos
505. Favorite childhood cartoon: beavis and butthead and teenage mutant ninja turtles
506. What did you hate most about skool: tedious work
507. Last person you flipped off: dad. :D I was kidding
508. Last song stuck in your head: lil jon and usher, yeah
509. What line/verse: pretty much YEEEA and take that rewind it back..
510. Last time you were burned: I don’t know dro and I do it so often
511. How: something stupid I bet
512. Last time you bled: picked a thing on my toe, and it pissed out in pints
513. Favorite game show as a child: wheel.. Of.. FOOOURTUUUNE pat sayjak yo
*~*~present~*~*
514. What's in your cd player: tony broke mine.. >: ( but last cd in my comp was brooke
515. What color socks are you wearing: black
516. What's under your bed: some old school work from 4th grade or whatever
517. What's the weather like: overcast and dark.
518. What is on your wall calender (i.E. Curious george, magnetic poetry): that’s so white trash soudning
519. What time did you wake up today: 7:15
520. Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: later
~*~future~*~*
521. Who do you want to marry: eventually yea
522. Are you going to college: fo sho
523. If so, how long do you want to go: as long as its good. I don’t know.
524. Where do you want to go: nyu or susc
525. What is your career going to be: engineer prob
526. Where are you going to live: Cali or nyc
257. How many kids do you want: Im not planning
528. Kids names girls: whatevr the mrs wants
529. Kids names boys: same
530. Where do you want your honeymoon: Europe/spain
531. What kind of car will you have: muscle car
532. What kind of house will you have: whatever..
533. Do you like this survey? God no. so long
534. Is this one of the best surveys you’ve ever taken? I don’t take many
535. How about the most unique? sure
536. Have you gotten most of these questions on another survey? yes
537. Do you like to answer questions? whatever
538. Are you getting annoyed with this survey? yeah
539. If you are, are you gonna delete questions off of the bottom cuz ur bored? No that’s kinda funny though
540. Whats your favorite kind of tree? Who fucking cares
541. When you look at a person with lime green tights on, whats the first thing that comes to your head? Guy: flamer girl: a flamer with a sex change haha kidding. Retard?
:::whats the first thing that comes to your head when you hear/see:::
542. A laptop: works too hard
543. A mismatched person: drunk
544. A guy with long hair: hippy
545. A guy with spiked hair: punker poser
546. A girl with spiked hair : punker poser
547. A tree with no leaves : Winter
548. A couch with a sheet over it : grand parents
549. Ronnie: a mouse
550. Raphael : the artist
551. A guy wearing a necklace: cali surfer pac sun scenser
552. A girl wearing a hat: nothing?
553. A mall: uh mall rats?
556. Abercrombie and fitch: too much cash
557. Aeropostale: middle school
558. Hot topic: .. posers
559. Pacific sun: ok
560. Saved by the bell: screech, thus zack pallin :D
561. Boy meets world: bradly cecil
562. Beverly hills 90201: the original OC
563. A stereo system: what I lack
564. A gun: phil hah
565. Someone shout out “i’m eating peanuts!!!”: should be having sunflower seeds hah
566. Someone shout out “i have to pee!!”: for a guy: be dead. Girl: im too nice to yell at
567. Someone shout out “whats the answer?!”: too dumb to know
568. A desk: my cut up one
569. A teacher: luscuttoff? werid
570. A doctor: pediphile hah I don’t know
571. What do you think of the questions they make you answer at the doctors office?: seems just like this. Taking forever
572. Do you like the number 10? what kind of questions are these?
573. What about 5? see above
574. Are you getting really bored now? yeah
575. Are you annoyed? yeah
576. How many questions do you think this survey should have? this is dumb
579. What are your last words? dumb dumb
580. Thats nice, the survey isnt over yet...
581. Do you have to pay bills? no
582. Do you want to pay bills? Oh yea I totally do. gag
583. How do you think your parents feel when they have to pay bills? Money in money out..
584. Do you do your own laundry? never
585. Do you clean all the bathrooms in your house? No
586. How many bathrooms are in your house? 2 1/2
587. How many tv’s are in your house? 5
588. How many phones are in your house? hella
589. How many tables are in your cafeteria? I don’t eat there
590. How many beds are in your house? 5
591. How many couches are in your house? 4
592. What are you thinking about right now? My weekend :D
593. How many desks are in your math class?: like 35, but we only got 17 in our class
594. Do you get a lot of math homework? yea
595. Do you hang out with your friends a lot? yeah
596. Are you getting sick of this survey? yeah
597. Have you seen clueless? no
598. What are your opinions of that movie? Cult classic for really pathetic people
599. Did you think when you first started watching it that cher and josh were gonna get hooked up? I just cant care
600. Did you think that christian was gay? What the fuck!
601. I did. If you didn’t, do you think you’re a tard? Well good I don’t care about clueless. hah
602. If you had to pick a religion to be, what would you be? Muslim or budist
603. What are you thinking about right now? this survey repeats ?'s alot
604. What is your favorite store in the mall nearest you? Food court and pac sun
605. How long does it take to get to the mall nearest you? Shit I could almost see it
606. What is the mall called? Hillsdale
607. Do they have a store called belk’s or filenes? No and no
608. How about a major sports store? Champs. And big 5 is really close
609. Is there a pet shop? Used to be
610. Whats your all time favorite font? trebuchet
611. What do you like better, lap tops or computers? computer
612. Spaghetti or ziti? spaghetti
613. Macaroni w/cheese or w/sauce? cheese
614. Paintings or photos? photo
615. Stripes or solids? Stripes! Represent.
616. Basements or attics? basements
617. Looks or personality? personality
618. Life or no life? Life. Cause that’s such a question
619. Individual or just like everyone else? ehh depends HOW indiv
620. Loud or quiet? Quiet :D
621. Shy or rambunctious? depends
622. Refrigerator or freezer? freezer
623. Carpet or tile? carpet
624. Marble or wood? wood
625. Plaid or stripes? stripes
626. Stripes or dots? Stripes already
627. Dots or lines? Stripes ..
628. Now what time is it? 11:06pm
629. Monopoly or life? Oo so tough. both
630. Uno or skip-bo? Uno. Since I never heard of the other
631. Beauty and the beast or aladdin? beauty and the beast : )
632. Toy story 1 or toy story 2? one
633. Armageddon or deep impact? armageddon
634. You’ve got mail or ever after? uhm?
635. Sound of music or my fair lady? sound of music
636. Bsb or n*sync? neither
637. Dawn or sunny? neither
638. Light or dark? dark
639. Top or bottom? bottom
640. Higher or lower? lower... i guess
641. Left or right? right
642. Big or small? depends
643. Dad or mom? Both!
644. Sitcoms or movies? movie
645. Tv movies or real movies? real
646. Scanner or xerox machines? xerox
647. Church or mass? neither
648. Boat or canoe? boat
649. Ocean or lake? ocean
650. Are you sick of this survey yet? yeah
651. A lot? yeah
652. More than you were b4 or the same? Yes! argh
653. Do you want me to stop now? yeah
654. Are you sure? yes
655. Okay, do you have any final thoughts? no
656. Do you have more younger friends or older friends? younger
657. How many guys have you kissed? none
658. Is this one of the longest surveys you’ve taken? yeah
659. Is it the longest? YES ALREADY
660. Is it interesting? No actually
661. Would you ever like someone 3 years younger than you? Wow maybe in like 10 years
662. When you like someone, do you tell them right away? never
663. Do you wait for signs? Yea I guess
664. Whats your favorite letter of the alphabet? E
665. Do you think that z is a cool letter? no
667. So, do you have any final words? I hate you eric. Kidding.
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