Comments | cholita_loca: i shouldz be singing the jawz themez!

cholita_loca

i shouldz be singing the jawz themez!

Sep 11, 2003 00:06

This honkz wont stopz!!!!!!I know i am so sexayz but he needz to stopz stalking me and nowz my homegurl on ljz!!!!!!http://www.livejournal.com/users/plastikengel/509100.html?view=1126316#t1126316

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mental_oriental September 11 2003, 01:00:44 UTC

haha thats hella funny

date me don't rate me anonymous September 11 2003, 23:08:46 UTC

Hello Cholita, I was reading all the hate mail that you have been reciving. I would like to point out that not everybody is bad out there. If you would let me, I would take you out on a night you would never forget. I would pick you up an hour late in my beat up Ford Ranchero. Swing by KFC and get the value meal, you know got to feed the kids. After fine dining, we would take a long stroll in cell block two, so I can properly introduce myself to your father. Then I would let you know how much I love you on the first date by getting the sleezist hotel room, knock you up, and tell you that you were the best (cause you can open your legs for food stamps). Afterwards I will drive you home, drop you off ten blocks away from your house, and proceed to be the drop dead father of our love child. See if you really look at it, our date will only cost $5.89 for gas, and $7.48 for KFC. So thats a total of....well yeah enough. And you get to have the benfit of WIC and food stamps for my child that you are carrying. Call me if you want to have this ( ... )

Re: date me don't rate me cholita_loca September 11 2003, 23:48:10 UTC

I am so sexayz!!!

anonymous September 12 2003, 18:26:42 UTC

you're so something not sexayzzz

anonymous September 13 2003, 17:21:18 UTC

you need to meet:
populir_bitch

youre way fucking cooler then her. shes trying to run up on your territory nukkah.better stop her.

anonymous September 26 2003, 23:17:44 UTC

people who use the word 'Nukkah' deserve to have one nigger fuck them in the ass without lubrication, then have hot velveeta poured over their head until it hardens, then let rats gnaw away on the hardened cheese head... After the rats are all done, a sumo wrestler takes a giant diarrheal dump on the rotting carcass... then flies come and lay eggs in the shit and... you get the picture :oD

LOZL!!!!!

i like fried chicken anonymous September 17 2003, 14:03:29 UTC

Do you spend most of your time at home and watch the playboy channle? Is your pet rock collection rebeling due to the fact that they are hungry? Does your breath knock people out when ever you talk? Then you have a condition of what I like to call "Red Toe Blue Two, Cholita has a busted in Camel Toe".

Re: i like fried chicken anonymous September 26 2003, 23:19:07 UTC

go back to third grade where those jokes still weren't funny