Comments | cholita_loca: I am so sexayz!!!!!!!!!

cholita_loca

I am so sexayz!!!!!!!!!

Sep 29, 2003 22:51

I wentz out to the discoz and shookz my sexyz azz then some peep azz shitbagz dogz were droolingz at my azz!!!!!!!!!And theyz thought i was a hookerz and they lookz like emo philpz white honkz!!!!!!!!I beat them downz for yelling hoez lolZ!!!!!I am just too effingz finez!!!!!!Dont be jealouz haterz!I forgotz i got my bikini line waxedz! I got a ( Read more... )

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landing strip anonymous October 8 2003, 14:02:00 UTC

This is your Captin speaking, right now its a lovely 98.6 degrees outside. If you look out to your left you will see the mouth, yes that's where all sorts of things enter, but none of it is food. We are curently passing the twin peaks, or as we like to call them, the twin indents. Just ahead is the belly buton, if you look really close you will see the surprise her last boyfriend left here, and its crusted over. And now we are at our final destantion, if you can please put your seats in the foward postion, and stowe your trays. Thank you for flying Crab Airlines.

zzzzzzz anonymous October 8 2003, 14:03:54 UTC

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la question anonymous October 8 2003, 14:05:13 UTC

Have you ever chiped a tooth while preforming oral sex on a vibrator?

teeth anonymous October 8 2003, 14:07:48 UTC

You must have real teeth to chip them.... dentures do not count. You know it's good and all not to scrap, but I do not want to be reminded of an old lady! Espicaly one with fucked up eyebrows.

anonymous October 8 2003, 14:11:03 UTC

Are you Hispanic? I'm just wondering, cause you look whiter then an albino. How many times a day do you put on makeup? Ten times? For I find theat very sexy....grrrrrr!