I swear so many guyz want my fine azz!! Damn i just looked in the mirror and i am so finez and "sexayz"!!
I hate thoze jealous azz player haters who have commented on my livejournal> Jealousy will get you no where foolz! And y cant u leave a name you lame azz turds!!

Why am i so sexayz! ?!?!

i am weirded out i swear! Some foo be callin my aunt askin what color panties does she wear! Wtf i swear its probably jose's uncle pepe' that old azz freak! Uncle Pepe is the onez who tried to bone the cat once! I have heard so many rumors about his weird azz. Like how he used to have hoez pee on him n shit! Groossssss ( Read more... )

damn marco that fool be coming over my house and ummm i live with my bitch aunt!!! That foo knows that.i have been hearing rumours about jose and my aunt btw(you pervert jose!!). My aunt is all wrinkled and is like 45 and has a beard ok!!!! She looks like a hispanic neil carter!!lolz!!damn i still want Nelly!!!!!!!!!! Its getz hot in herre *points ( Read more... )

I started working at the sundayz school at st.marys. I swear the lesbo head teacher waz looking at my boobz. one kid took a big azz shit in his pantz lolz.His name was tyler(what a gay name). And jose came to church and he wasz looking at sister gertude lolz. She is like 50 lolz ( Read more... )

Who highjacked my livejournal lolz and i am notz a Hoe! Jose it better not be you turdazz!!

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feel so...i don't know just down. ::sighz::
in other news i bought ricky martin live and Purple Rain on DVD today. that'z sorta fun.
also my friend joze decided to use me for the front page of the site he's building cause i am so sexyz lolz
it's way under construction.
back to being melancholyz and gassyz

I just watched Purple Rain!! And he didnt wear those assless pants. Would anyone on my buddy list wear buttless pants for 100 dollars?? How much wouldz it take you to wear thoze sexay assless pantz??? Anyway one of my homiez auntz told me guys used to dress like PRINCE lolz. Wtf were they thinkin lolz!!And also i heard people used to dress like ( Read more... )

I got so buzzed for new years eve!! I smoked a blunt and then some fine fool did a body shot off me!! He wanted me to have a gang bangz and i thought he meant fuck some shit up until one of my home gurlz told me he meant a tag team lolz. Fuck that shiznit. I also saw this hot fool sporting a band aid like Nelly!! The band aid got me all hotz ! ( Read more... )