Time for a game, you slackers.
Here's How it works:
1. Go to google images.
2. Find a picture of some people.
3. Write a story or description based on your impression of the characters.
This story is, of course, about four men. Their names, left to right, are Gus, Charles, Tippy and Gerald. Gus had a complicated childhood. He never could find his place in the world. The one thing he knew he was good at was dancing. And poker. And making love, but that doesn't really fit into the story. Meanwhile, Tippy was the state poker and billiards champion. They lumped the two categories together at the time. He could always outdo Gus on the billiards table, but when it came to poker, Gus always seemed to have him out-foxed. Then Charles and Gerald came on the scene. They were the two greatest dancers in the midwest. Somehow, these four knew that their respective talents could be combined for something amazing, but they knew not what.
Then it came. The tri-county dance/billiards/poker competition. They were a shoe-in. But there was only one problem. The rules required a team of three, and there were four of them. One of the four had to be killed. But who? And what should be the manner of his death? It was decided that Charles, the ladykiller of the three, be the one to go, and that his death may be in the manner of his choosing. He decided that he wanted to jump off of the empire state building onto the other three, thereby killing all four of them at the same time. Never ones to go back on their word, the other three agreed. Being the one with the most blood, Gerald took the longest to die: eight minutes.