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May 05, 2005 11:35

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?

What is your favorite sarcastic answer to the question, "Do you have the time?" If you don't know a sarcastic answer to this question, you can make one up.

There is no right answer. But there are wrong ones.

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onomatopoetic May 5 2005, 18:55:37 UTC
My favorite sacastic answer to "do you have the time?" is:

"yeah"
Then there's this awkward silence, then the say, "So...what time is it?"
Then I roll my eyes and walk away.

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chomps May 5 2005, 22:02:24 UTC
And then you say, "Yeah, that was my favorite album of theirs."

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onomatopoetic May 5 2005, 22:20:47 UTC
Yeah, exactly.

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chomps May 5 2005, 22:01:52 UTC
Simple, yet effective.

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chomps May 5 2005, 22:01:30 UTC
That's punny, but not as punny as mine.

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chomps May 5 2005, 22:01:14 UTC
"Yes, the whole band is locked in my closet and I'm not letting them out until they perform every single on 'Pandemonium' for me."

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nanomu May 5 2005, 23:58:46 UTC
Who or what is "The Time"? No, I do not have him/her/it with me right now.

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chomps May 6 2005, 08:49:13 UTC
They won't believe you, and they'll have homeland security agents do a strip search.

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