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[chomps]

Quick Quiz! This one is legitimate, I swear:

Give the appropriate questions corresponding to the following answers.

1. In the village.

2. Information.

3. That would be telling. We want information. Information. INFORMATION.

4. By hook or by crook, we will.

5. The new number two.

6. You are number six.

7. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Comments

[onomatopoetic]

1) If you could live in any part of New York, where would it be?
2) What do I need now?
3) Can you give me an answer?
4) How will we get reasonable housing?
5) Who's that guy, on the new star trek?
6) Where do I rank for ugliness (on a scare where one is really fucking ugly, ten is monterously ugly and 6 being very, very pretty)?
7) What kind of jobs are available in the theater that will let me have a one bedroom in Manhattan (I have too much stuff for a sudio...)?

[chomps]

Ah, how true.

Be seeing you!

[chomps]

Correct, but the only reason I'm giving you a gold star of creativity is because of your question #8, which apparently has no answer.

[chomps]

Thank you. That candy blog was the best thing ever, by the way.

[chomps]

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask...

...were the writeups interesting and informative, even though you don't know anything about the subject matter? That's what I really can't tell. Basically, is it too esoteric? I'm doing my best in that department, but it's difficult, and any suggestions would be much appreciated.

[bouncebackwards]

1. where am I?
2. what do you want?
3. who do you work for?
4. I'll never tell!
5. who are you?
6. pants!
7. I'm not a number, I am a man!