Day One

[chomps]

Quick Quiz! Get the answer right, and I'll give you some kind of sexual favor involving chainsaws.

How many fish are in the ocean?

Comments

[onomatopoetic]

many.

[onomatopoetic]

or, alternatively "plenty."

[chomps]

I'm sorry everyone, if you looked at the question closely, you would see it refers to "The Ocean". There is only one The Ocean, and that's Billy Ocean, and he only has one fish in him. You all lose.

[bouncebackwards]

four (one fish, two fish, red fish, and blue fish)