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[chomps]

It is a known fact that oversized objects are automatically funny, and undersized objects are automatically cute. Therefore, if I ever do a stand-up routine, I will make sure to wear a giant cowboy hat and have a humongous coffee mug in my hand. A coffee mug the size of my head. And if I'm ever trying to apologize for something I'll wear a

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[tanukisuit]

It's like how everything became uncute in that one giant level of super mario brothers.

[onomatopoetic]

That tiny bowler hat thing won't work on me. I know it's premeditated now. I I hadn't had known that, I would have saw that tiny bowler hat as a sign of sincere regert for what you had done.

[realneal]

I am an undersized object