so...uh...

[choochela]

a guy at work asked me out today.

i was flattered in petite ways, but
he considers fundraising, the type that lacks personal investment,
the type that is like fucking someone gently with a chainsaw,
to be a career.

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[lovepuppet]

so what did you say to him!

[choochela]

I don't think I was very graceful. What was going through my mind was the fact that I only have to be at this particular job for the next 5 days, and I didn't take those precious few seconds to scan through my reserve of excuses.

I ended up saying "oh I have plans," then took many minutes to obviously and painfully construct those plans. It was similar to television.

[pinklipstick2]

The fact that it took several minutes is great. Lots of "um's" and "uh's" I'm sure.
Have you picked a middle name yet?

[choochela]

I think it will have to be 'Lee'

that's what my parents used to call me and I always thought it was my middle name. Jya Lee.