These things were like, DAG yo, that would be MAD cute.

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Boeuf avec neuf oeufs.

when I was nine, my friends and I greeted each other in french, "beef with nine eggs."

We covered the walls with maps, an impromptu wallpaper, all run amok with Atlas-fine lines, sheets overlapping, impossible to distinguish from one another.
Too often we misunderstood highways to be rivers, to the reference of another map's legend. Eventually our eyes read square, and blue, and red with the same application for each ( Read more... )

it is my senior year, but because I am technically on exchange, I have to go to a college orientation.


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I am 3000+ miles from my hometown. Today at the gym I ran into a girl that I went to high school with, and who apparently lives a few blocks from me now.

I think this may actually be the dashboard of Andrea Dworkin's car.


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I got hit on by a meat head at the gym. His name was Steffon. I didn't really realize what was going on because he had so little tact, and I have NEVER been hit on by a meat head, and hope it never happens again.

A black woman wearing flash-dance leg warmers came up to me and said: "At least now we know not all the men here are gay! Am I right ( Read more... )

Am I wrong?


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