I just met with a man who looks and speaks like Robert Downey Jr.


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A small pug in D.C.
I touched the pug, and it loved me very much.
The man on the other end of the leash said: "Now you have to give the owner a kiss."
I said "No, that's OK" and ran.

This has happened to me before.


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aside from the burn of physical exertion, can pain and health coexist?

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Steel wrists trail the eternal fisting of supply and demand ( Read more... )

Leaving the library, I spotted Stephanie, a particularly enigmatic individual, coming toward me with intense purpose. Her mouth was moving quickly, and I predicted that her rant was a mixture of pop-songs, accented with the day's to-do list, even the occasional exclamation over forgotten trivial tasks. I like Stephanie, because while most women ( Read more... )

I got an obscene phone call at work today.

"hello, People's Market."
...Hey...
"Who is this?"
...Jim.
"can I help you with something?"
yeah...I'm stroking my cock right now...

At this point I laughed out loud and hung up, but in retrospect, I REALLY REALLY wish I'd asked if he wanted to place a bulk order on some organic lube.

4:20.

I sent an email to my dad with a link to that Bush-speech website, you know, This one, and this is what I got back:

fucking amazing. I stayed in all afternoon creating speech after speech.
now my life feels like a special kind of dream.

love dad

I met with a lawyer, and I was right--I am not bound to my lease. I'm also pretty sure I can immediately sue my landlord for $2,400 for not putting my deposit in escrow ( Read more... )

can anyone else tell when they ovulate? At first I thought it was nerve damage from when I was 12 [I don't want to explain], which is why I am so extra sensitive on that part of my lower abdomen. But it is a tickle that switches from side to side in my lower part each month-OVULATION!