When trying to pay your just-a-little-past-due phone bill, and speaking to the automated T-Mobile lady, no matter how many times she tells you your VALID DEBIT CARD THAT YOU USED HALF AN HOUR AGO TO BUY PMS DRUGS AND GUM is not acceptable, under no circumstances should you swear at her.

Don't, for example, say to her "What the fuck????"

Because she ( Read more... )

Note: This entry was posted yesterday on the other blog. I need to practice my copy/pasting ( Read more... )

Pretty sure THIS should have been a headline straight out of The Onion.

I'm sure I'd be grateful if this kidney were to go to me, I would just politely ask that they wash it off. Or something.

On that note...Had another actual activity with New Guy today. That he planned! I don't dare call it a date, but hmmm...

Tomorrow will make it five years since I broke up with my first boyfriend. Well, since he broke up with me. He was a great many firsts, actually, and I think that's what made the ending of our relationship so tough on me. And it wasn't that he cheated on me (he's actually the only guy who hasn't, to my knowledge) or anything like that. He just didn ( Read more... )

Forgot the double posting ( Read more... )

2009 so far has been....fattening ( Read more... )

Ok, a few more this year...leap year. Anyway, I've decided to just start double-posting on each blog. It's easy enough to copy and paste. And I miss my LJ comments. That said, here you go ( Read more... )

www.jessicadreid.blogspot.com

You can still read it. And comment. And everything.

So, I started a blogspot account. As you may read, for those who (hopefully) choose to keep up with the new blog, I just felt it was a good time to start over. Don't worry though, I'm keeping this account and am still reading all of your journals here! I may even double post occassionally, or at least post the link to the new blog every so often. ( Read more... )