FOR ALL OF Y'ALL THAT WEAR FANNY-PACKS!

[chooseausername]

My dormroom telephone woke me today.

It's blue.  It used to have stickers of Angelica from Rugrats all over it, but I had to peel them off.  My roommate Ryan would have nothing to do with such a television show.  He's way cool.  So cool in fact, he was put on the cover of GQ Magazine.  Being on that cover means one of two things:

a) you're a hottie

Comments

[blueishadow]

Oh wow. That was a very informative journal entry. I hope you two are very happy together.

[captain_muscle]

He's back!
And he's amazing!

I love you, Andrew! Why the hell did you leave the journal scene?
You are, as Sam would say, a silver charm of the Old West.
You are, as Tony would say, the golden frog in the basket.
You are a genius. A marvel. A cultural phenomenon. The very model of a modern major general.
You're the undisputed master of the magical, hilarious, zany picture post.

Most importantly, though, from this guy's standpoint, you're my friend.

Well done, old chum.

It's good to have you back.

-Rich

[chooseausername]

are you in love with me?

[captain_muscle]

What the hell kinda question is that?

I am offened!

I leave a genuine message of friendship and you ask me that!?

I'll tell you right now that I am shocked and appalled by your bluntness, sir!

The answer is yes.
Marry me.

[wrongwaylouie]

Yeah, not nearly as excited about your livejournal, but that was fuckin' great.

P.S. I can hitch a ride with you, and I'll pay for GA$. We'll talk soon.

[chooseausername]

gasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgas

[chooseausername]

you love ben too.

[imadrunkenslut]

i think my favorite part is about and you mr. folds sharing shampoo. do you think you will use his or will he use yours?

will you have any pets?

[chooseausername]

i dont care what my parents say, i'm gonna take splash.

ben will love her.

and we'll probably use his shampoo.

[imadrunkenslut]

splash will use his shampoo too?

[chooseausername]

thats the plan.