The scientists are slipping weird things into our water.

This proves it!

( [Private // Hackable with skill] )

You. I'm taking you somewhere~ ♥

Planet Poverty is not the perfect place for a date, but it'll have to do~

And why are these things broken? You're not supposed to promote technology that shocks people. Wrong!

[ooc | Don't have to listen to him, Axel. He's just a weirdo 8|]

What kind of lame joke is this, Planet Poverty? It's not even Halloween yet! It's not even our birthday yet!

Nekozawa-senpai could do better than~ this~

Eh- is it- LAME!

You weren't supposed to leave before we could say Happy Birthday, idiot king.

Does anybody know how to bake a cake?

Stupid. It's all stupid, in the end.

Is that the sort of thing I should say? Now that we're at this point- should we really go back to that time?

Haruhi, Tamaki-senpai- we need you.

We want to go home already.

( Private // Hackable with skill )

Can we come out now?~

That wasn't fair. Hikaru and I were separated. That just isn't nice. Youji and Natsuo, too. You can't just do that without asking. Boo.

Where's our syrup and our pasta?

Nobody is as good to us as you are, Japan-sama~

Ah, the first Host Club meeting was such a success. It's all thanks to you ladies and gentlemen~ Please come see us again. We'll make it worth~ your time~ ♥

HEY, POLAND. LET US MEET JAPAN ♥

[ooc | I-I'm so sorry. He and Hikaru are such douchebags... they won't really believe the countries >:]

[Light, dainty coughs. Uwah, someone's feeling so ill~]

H-Hikaru- save yourself. I- I don't think I can hold out much longer like this. Please-

[Whimper whimper]

I love you too much-