And today's Henry update is....
Today, all my friends were in Jazz band and were selling pizza, so I basically spent lunch with Henry, and all the other trolley guys I know XD In french class, I was sitting beside him, and I was like "Just to let you know, I'm gonna stick to you like glue all through lunch hour, cause all my other friends are in Jazz band." and so I did XD
So, I'm super gullible, whenever someone tells me to look somewhere, I'm like "OOH, WHERE?' Every. Single. Time. So, Henry, Christian, and the rest of my guy friends would always come up with SOME excuse, like "There's a hole on your shirt" or "THERE'S A BEE RIGHT THERE" or SOMETHING like that XD And when Henry was using the "There's a hole on your shirt" thing, he was pointing at the spot where he thought the hole was, and I honestly thought that was my...boob area, so I was like 'NO WAY' so I HAD to look down, but there's NO WAY I could tell him that, right? XD
So, Christian also has a VERY shiny phone that like...makes colours appear on the screen whenever you poke it (don't judge my fail explanation), so he was like "LOOK, IT'S SHINY" and I was like "OOH, SHINY!' and I kept trying to get the phone, but he kept passing it to his friends, and by the time I checked whether ONE person had it, it was already passed on to someone else XD
I am clearly a failure XD
And Henry tried to wrap his sweater sleeve around his lunch bag handle, and he was like "No one can take this from my grasp", and I TRIED to, (trying to uncurl his fingers was fun, but kinda fail XD) but he was strong enough to drag me. AND almost whirl me around. And he was like "I'm not as weak and small as I look....strength isn't measured by....size"
And Chris and the guys started going "He's taller than you" and I was like "NO WAY" but when we stoood back to back...he actually WAS taller. Wow. WHY IS EVERYONE TALLER THAN ME?!
In any case, Henry kept going "LOOK UP, IT'S A STAR!" and I was like "It's the sun. OH, WHOA WHOA, THE SUN IS A STAR" and he kept doing dumb stuff like that XD Some were actually convincing, like when we were talking about shiny stuff, Henry was like "Your glasses are shiny...at an angle, your jewelry is shiny...sometimes..." and I was like "I'm wearing 2 necklaces at once, I dunno why" and then he said "Yeah, I don't get that" and I was like "I just don't know how to take one of them off!" and he said "IT'S CALLED A HOOK, AND IT'S RIGHT THERE" and I was like "But I don't know HOW!" and Christian was like "Oh, Katherine's good with jewelry, she's right there" and I turned around.
Fail.
And the guys have taken to poking me from behind and making me turn around and going "MADE YOU LOOK!" So now I'm being trained to not look when people tell me to. This is gonna be hard XD
And Henry was like " You always just go *look* then go *awww*" and he did this puppy dog face which was supposed to be me XD If I was that cute, that would be awesome sauce XD So then I was like "Okay then, I'll do YAAAAAY!" and then him and Christian started making me use better voice inflection to make it more convincing XD
And in gym class, Henry and my friend Joseph KEEP lapping me and my friend Liz! They literally lapped us 15 times. No kidding. We kinda started putting out our hands in front of them to slow them down, but...they still lapped us T.T
But I DID beat him during our plank test, I beat him by 1/2 a minute, and in science, I was like "I beat yoouuu! I beat youuuu!" and he was like "I lapped you 15 times!" and I was like "Well that's not how gentlemen talk to females" and he was like "I BEAT YOUUU, I BEAT YOUUUU" He is SUCH a troll.
And he is starting do become a perfect gentleman XD He starts using formal language sometimes, like whenever I go 'GRR, YOU ARE SUCH A TROLL" he goes "I do apologize, what can I do to assist you?" in that British accent of his, and when I go "Fail British Accent!" he goes "I'M CHINESE, WHAT BRITIST ACCENT?" but he's totally doing one xD
He calls me Madam sometimes,when I call him Sir, or Kind Sir XD AND when it was cold outside, Chris offered me his sweater, but I gave it back to him saying that it was super big, but in reality, I just wanted Henry's XD And he DID go "Oh yeah, gentlemen offer ladies their sweaters! Do you want mine?" and I was like "Yes. But....uhh....you're too small so..." and that was how I didn't embarrass myself XD
And he always goes "LISTEN TO THE TEACHER" when our conversations in class go too long. Such an asiannn XD
But,
in any case, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend on Monday, cause it's an
off day for our grade, but he has a trumpet sectional, so my friend
Katherine and I will hang out at the park near the school, and when the
trumpets come out, Katherine with distract them, and I'll do it. I
didn't do it today, cause his german partner's leaving soon, so I don't
want to spoil his last days with him, so...I might as well wait a few
days.
But I'm not that sad about it...let's hope he won't be either, or I'm stuck with a bitter asshole on my hands.
And here endeth today's Henry update XD