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[choppermcrosen]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/05/05/london.chocolate.bars.reut/index.html

A no-prize to anybody who can explain this one.

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rabblerabblerabble

[nikisublime]

You see, in bizarro world, there is a British version of me, who yearns for American chocolate as non-bizarro me yearns for British chocolate. Bizarro me is the opposite of me. She has money while I have none. (I have doubts that she is in fact a woman, perhaps she is a tranny or something. Because that would fit my opposite theory. However, I suppose it's not set in stone that bizarro denotes "exact opposite." But for the purposes of this discussion, yes, bizarro means opposite.)

This is clearly an example of why god will ensure that neither you nor I will ever win the lottery because we would without a doubt buy stupid shit like that. Only we'd cart it out in a monster truck instead. (And I don't know about you personally, but I'd be brought into the store in a red velvet rickshaw, with monkey attendants dressed as bell-hops).

See? That's why we're denied THAT WHICH SHOULD BE OURS BUT IS NOT (because, it's been denied to us.) (I'm nothing if not redundant. I also repeat myself.) (Fishism. Fact.)

Re: rabblerabblerabble

[yermo]

"Bizarro" denotes more of a sense of "strangely different, while similar enough to be recognizable." Opposites are often important, but not if they would ruin the analogy. Bizarro Nicole still needs to be like Nicole, and thus, she's definitely devious and weird, just in a disturbingly different way.

Bizarro Superman wasn't weak and helpless just because Clark Kent was a superhero.

Re: rabblerabblerabble

[sossajes]

But Mars Bars are British!
I think she may not be a Bizarro-Nicole, but perhaps your long-lost genetic...something..scientific sounding...

Re: rabblerabblerabble

[nikisublime]

Ah. I assumed since marsbars taste like shit that they were american.

[yermo]

While buying ALL of the Mars Bars, she planted secret cameras to tape the frustration of those customers who want to buy Mars Bars later. Then she's going to return the unopened bars once they're back in stock. She kept the receipt, you see. Then the secret cameras will catch the reaction of the manager who grumbles about having too many Mars Bars in stock. Then when they're on clearance sale, she'll re-buy them for half the price!

Well, you see...

[anonymous]

The Mars Bars are actually going to be used as fuel. Fuel for what, you ask? Why, fuel for a doomsday device. For she did NOT read the evil overlord's guide, and not only does she have a mere one weapon (and that capable of either obliterating an entire planet or just almost all of one, depending on size of planet in question), but she designed it to run on a limited resource craved by most of the masses. And, while this DOES serve to demoralize the masses by reducing their ability to find consumables, it is NOT a wise choice for weapon fuel.