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Happy Halloween!

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Bhurin, Bonnie, Xuan, and I bravely went into the desert (Zilker Park) for Austin City Limits FestivalWe emerged three days later exhausted, dehydrated, dirty, and barely ( Read more... )

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Behold my current dislikes and pet peeves. This will be useful for all you bachelors out there lining up to get with me. Take note.

People who cross crosswalks slowlyWhen I'm on my way to work in the morning, the last thing I need is some pedestrian slowing me down. The pedestrians in Austin like to take their sweet ass time crossing the street ( Read more... )

Just because declined credit cards are no longer a problem doesn't mean that I am spared embarrassment ( Read more... )

I sat on the short stack of sturdy boxes and waited for my friends to come get me. I called them to help me move, but they wouldn't be available for about another hour. Anytime I waited for my friends to pick me up, I would pass the time by watching whatever drama was on TV. But this time my TV was disconnected, packed up, and ready for ( Read more... )

"I need you to be my pretend girlfriend. I'm serious ( Read more... )

I bought my ACL tickets! I can now call my self an Austinite. It will be short for "Austinite-that-still-loves-her-hometown-of-Houston-very-dearly."

"Females in Uganda that graduate college as virgins end up getting their whole tuition paid for by the government. You know what the males get if they graduate virgins? An engineering degree!"

*rim shot*